a man so experienced in working with escorts is having difficulty getting an escort service SMH
by Lopsided_Parfait7127
a man so experienced in working with escorts is having difficulty getting an escort service SMH
by Lopsided_Parfait7127
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It’s almost as if you spend all your time telling your allies/friends they are crap and you don’t need them. They won’t be your allies/friends anymore.
Funny enough this is a nice encapsulation of their entire movement at this point. Insult and treat everyone like crap then act surprised when they’re told to fornicate themselves with a iron stick.
He’s used to just paying for escorts to piss on him. Right now there’s a lot of countries who are pissing on his idea for free.
“Coalition”? what he has is what ever he singular form of the word is… monopoly? As in he has a monopoly on this shit show that he himself started and now can’t finish without help from countries he’s said he doesnt need anything from?
He doesn’t realize these mist of these tankers can’t get insurance to pass through the straight.
No insurance, they don’t go. That simple
> *”~~Some~~ All are less than enthusiastic.”*
There, fixed the lie.
Without the help of his best friend (that he had murdered in jail), getting escorts is something that Trump will struggle with.
They should offer to do it as soon as that medical boat arrives in Greenland.
The amount of offended idiots over at /r/conservatives… “How can they not support us in our time of need?”
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It’s almost as if all the allies that he has spent the last year fucking around with, by throwing tarrifs at as if they were beads at the fucking Mardi-Gras, don’t want to be pulled into an illegal war in the middle east.
Hey Donny, ask the escort agency where you got your wife for additional escorts that can escort your ass through Hormuz!
Trump’s not paying them enough. Get Elon back on the job, he can afford them!
Calls himself the best deal maker in the world and still couldn’t manage to make a deal with a sex worker to stay silent when he cheated on his wife
Calls himself the best deal maker in the world and still couldn’t manage to make a deal with a sex worker to stay silent when he cheated on his wife
He doesn’t ask nicely.
America First, unless we can’t do the hob.
Where’s the board of peace now?
Maybe he should just start kissing them or something. I heard when you are a star they just let you do it…
Art of the Deal— indeed!
I love escorting people…I put an ad out for an escort service and got A LOT of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends.
“Shart Of The Deal”.
When he said that there were many allies ready to re-open the strait of hormuz, that was just a perfectly timed lie.
Why perfectly timed? He did that a few hours before the oil market reopened and it had the desired effect. Prices for oil came down a bit.
It’s market manipulation. Simple as that. Won’t work in the long term.
And Iran is not stupid, they know they can hurt the United States economically best and they are very successful with that at the moment.
Do stupid shit, get stupid results.
They outsmarted a dope.
I guess world domination isn’t as easy as turd thought.
Starts an illegal war
claims its not a war
blows up an enemy vessel that could have been captured as it was ‘more fun’ that way
claims the war is over already
whinges that other countries don’t want to join the illegal war they weren’t consulted on, that isn’t a war and is already over with 100% of the enemy forces eliminated
there were ways of dealing with Iran that weren’t killing hundreds of innocent children and possibly creating a power vacuum
He said he didn’t need anybody’s help.
He’s getting exactly what he said he wanted
Who would have guessed that the greatest negotiator ever and master of the art of the deal would have trouble convincing the countries he’s been shitting on for years to help him with his unilateral war?
Maybe he’s not very good at negotiating
The master negotiater couldn’t negotiate his way out of a wet cardboard box
ART OF THE DEAL!!!
/s
FAFO
God has taken the USA wheel …… and if the bible tells us anything… they’re all going to die horribly in some plague, flood or death of every firstborn
You all suck, I don’t need any of you, i am the greatest, I’m going to pick a fight with some little guy, oh little guy is fighting back, little guy won’t give up, …hey hey friends, arent you my friends, I need you to help beat up the little guy that won’t give up, even though I don’t even need to attack little guy cuz I’m self-sufficient, I just attacked the little guy for you, my friends,… now you friends must take care of the mess I started for you., wait your not gonna help? You all suck.