Dapperjane on March 16, 2026 7:57 am This is peak human engineering My neck is already thanking me for this discovery
EnchantingGirl2 on March 16, 2026 8:05 am If a Boomer saw this, they’d call it a ‘health hazard.’ If Gen Z saw it, they’d call it a ‘vibe.’ I call it a PhD in applied laziness.
LionHeartedLXVI on March 16, 2026 8:11 am Let’s be honest, there are people who will actually find this impressive in this day and age.
Flat-Fudge-2758 on March 16, 2026 8:13 am Getting closer and closer to the scene in Wall-E where everyone is in their tech chairs in space rotting away
Stegosaurus69 on March 16, 2026 8:19 am Video scrolling like that should be illegal for kids I can’t imagine how it would’ve messed me up
Weak-Differences on March 16, 2026 8:29 am how does one even come to find this knowledge? witchcraft, i say. Why are they all wearing adidas track suits?
LoganBassist on March 16, 2026 8:32 am That kid needs to go outside. Ride a bike until it’s dark, touch some grass, go to a creek and catch tadpoles or guppies or frogs… damn
DepressedNoble on March 16, 2026 8:34 am Angel Gabriel looking at this era of humans 
Technical-Outside408 on March 16, 2026 8:54 am Makes me think of[The Onion – Brain Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes and Texting, To Be Euthanize.](https://youtu.be/MGXSPf9b-xI)
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Def smarter than a boomer
More Smarter than Gen Z lmao
This is peak human engineering My neck is already thanking me for this discovery
This is genius
that a smart girl
I’m looking forward into a bright future for this generation
If a Boomer saw this, they’d call it a ‘health hazard.’ If Gen Z saw it, they’d call it a ‘vibe.’ I call it a PhD in applied laziness.
Let’s be honest, there are people who will actually find this impressive in this day and age.
Getting closer and closer to the scene in Wall-E where everyone is in their tech chairs in space rotting away
That final evolution looks *Glorious*
Video scrolling like that should be illegal for kids I can’t imagine how it would’ve messed me up
auto scrolling will be feature in few months
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how does one even come to find this knowledge?
witchcraft, i say.
Why are they all wearing adidas track suits?
This girl lives in the 3000s
That kid needs to go outside. Ride a bike until it’s dark, touch some grass, go to a creek and catch tadpoles or guppies or frogs… damn
Brain dead generation
Angel Gabriel looking at this era of humans
Literally the human from Wall E
Pretty ure this takes more exertion than just using your finger.
This requires way more brain power and concentration
LMFAO
Makes me think of[The Onion – Brain Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes and Texting, To Be Euthanize.](https://youtu.be/MGXSPf9b-xI)
The Future has been foretold
Holy shit, they have evolved
I gotta get better at being lazy
Where meme
wall-e was a documentary
Another step to Wall-E future