Don’t lie. That would only feed the kink, wouldn’t it?
Sullafelix91 on
I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal where I intend to live as a goat
nj-kid1217 on
Ooof if that happened to me Gg
The_Fallen_Star on
Literally I almost did this once.
I work in a warehouse Frontline management.
I had to take pictures of some product and email it out to the customer. Now I got a new phone recently, and when attaching images to emails one of the options is from a new “recent” folder. I was mass sending email pictures and didn’t pay attention so I just picked stuff from the recent folder.
As I sent the last email I noticed as I hit send that one of the attached pics was way more white then the rest. I was sending out pictures of yellow labels and pallets so an all white picture was odd.
That’s when the horror hit me.
Earlier that day on my lunch break I was on reddit and saved a funny reaction image. It was a Manga pic of a girl talking about eating ass. It would’ve been available from the recent folder alongside all the work pictures I just took!
I full on panicked thinking i just sent out an ass eating pic to my *entire company* and customer.
Luckily after scouring all the emails I sent, the pic wasn’t attached to any of them.
I told some of my colleagues about the almost mistake and they all asked “what would you have done if you actually did send it”.
I told them if I did I would literally disappear. Like instantly. I’d drop my vest, walk out of the building, pitch my phone into the nearest pond, drive to an airport with nothing but my wallet and cloths on my back and fly to a different country. I’d disappear so fast it would seem as though I got murdered. And my only lasting evidence would be a work email about eating ass.
FlatFootedLlama on
I appreciate that you actually bothered to make sure the pie chart and bar graph actually matched by making their relative sizes correlate with each other. I know it’s not exact but it’s clear you tried.
TheShirou97 on
I just learned about the nihilistic penguin meme like this year, and now I’m seeing it everywhere
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Haha. Is that the Hertzog penguin maneuver?
Took a second, then a chuckled whole heartedly
But he looks happy.
Look at the pup’s smile.
Narrated by Benedict Cumberbatch.
Don’t lie. That would only feed the kink, wouldn’t it?
I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal where I intend to live as a goat
Ooof if that happened to me Gg
Literally I almost did this once.
I work in a warehouse Frontline management.
I had to take pictures of some product and email it out to the customer. Now I got a new phone recently, and when attaching images to emails one of the options is from a new “recent” folder. I was mass sending email pictures and didn’t pay attention so I just picked stuff from the recent folder.
As I sent the last email I noticed as I hit send that one of the attached pics was way more white then the rest. I was sending out pictures of yellow labels and pallets so an all white picture was odd.
That’s when the horror hit me.
Earlier that day on my lunch break I was on reddit and saved a funny reaction image. It was a Manga pic of a girl talking about eating ass. It would’ve been available from the recent folder alongside all the work pictures I just took!
I full on panicked thinking i just sent out an ass eating pic to my *entire company* and customer.
Luckily after scouring all the emails I sent, the pic wasn’t attached to any of them.
I told some of my colleagues about the almost mistake and they all asked “what would you have done if you actually did send it”.
I told them if I did I would literally disappear. Like instantly. I’d drop my vest, walk out of the building, pitch my phone into the nearest pond, drive to an airport with nothing but my wallet and cloths on my back and fly to a different country. I’d disappear so fast it would seem as though I got murdered. And my only lasting evidence would be a work email about eating ass.
I appreciate that you actually bothered to make sure the pie chart and bar graph actually matched by making their relative sizes correlate with each other. I know it’s not exact but it’s clear you tried.
I just learned about the nihilistic penguin meme like this year, and now I’m seeing it everywhere