wait why is elon pushing the trump hat thing now lol
Runaway-Mango on
I genuinely cannot tell if this is satire.
un_theist on
Any second now: “Poop in your food is good for you!” Any second now.
KindnessComesBack2U on
“Personal health decisions”? So *not* wiping your butt after pooping is considered an option by these morons?
ziboo7890 on
Hopefully a joke. If you’re in the bathroom and go near a toilet/urinal you should wash your hands.
Just disgusting otherwise.
tonyislost on
RFK said germs are only a theory, like evolution, so that’s what’s up.
nixtarx on
They’d have to wipe their entire bodies. It’s asshole top to bottom.
Accomplished-Bad3856 on
Spread the word, MAGA makes their sandwiches with pee fingers.
demacnei on
Oh, it’s now guess the real Onion mixed in with normie shit
Scooter-Jones on
Have you ever been in a busy men’s restroom? All these MF are doing anyway is sprinkling the tiniest amounts of water possible on their fingers and drying off on their clothes if paper towels aren’t available.
KeeblerElff on
I’m sorry what
PlantfoodCuisinart on
What about those of us that gently wipe the tip of our penis with a single square of toilet paper after each pee? What becomes of us?
CybercurlsMKII on
A true patriot digs a latrine pit in their back garden!
MostRefinedCrab on
Counterpoint, let’s cool data centers with piss.
dramallamacorn on
The party of small government ladies and gentlemen. They want to govern even wiping your ass.
neveruseyourrealname on
I’ll never not laugh at the way that hat DOESN’T fit his head
PapaBeahr on
I mean… it’s not like MAGA showers and wipes anyways.
“Our data centers matter more than your human life”
The sociopathy of their mind baffles me
RocketGruntSam on
Can’t rule over unwashed masses if they are washing themselves.
AmateurOfAmateurs on
Every day, the line between reality and satire blurs and fades from existence.
ThatsCaptain2U on
“Supporters see it as government overreach of personal health decisions” ….i guess that only applies to white males, because that doesn’t seem to be a problem when not letting women make personal health decisions… the hypocrisy of this MAGA crowd is flabbergasting.
Fun_Fee_5380 on
Oh yes, just what men need. Further encouragement to never wash their hands after the bathroom.
Villageijit on
Born to shit, Forced to wipe movement is being co-oped by the right?! This is a sad day indeed
Nerdy-Meta-Mind on
I’m so confused
Odd-Drawer9484 on
two different hats, same energy
Chumlee1917 on
Fucking Techno-Neofuedalists who want us living like Monty Python peasants!
piedpipernyc on
Think of it as a periodicity thing.
When else do you wash your hands?
You go all day touching stuff, so building hand washing into your go to bathroom routine is courtesy for you and others.
Odd_Reputation_4000 on
RFK jr looks like the “no wipe” type of guy. Just mudbuttin it around all day.
DogWallop on
I’m offering to help provide free water for the data centers by urinating against their walls daily…
N3M3S1S75 on
Data centres have more rights then the average American
Water conservation… for data centers? As in, don’t wash your hands, we need all the clean water for data centers? We really really need to put a stop to this before they get an autonomous AI army.
mjc1027 on
I remember a time not so long ago when we would see articles or headlines like this and just think “there is no way this is true”
I miss those times.
skyfire-x on
# Techbros hate me for this one weird trick:
Clickbait: >!Bidets are good. !<
Logandh3 on
How exactly does having an unwiped, crusted shut asshole conserve water?
ccafferata473 on
Malicious compliance: we use gloves and wipes, and mail them to their front door to show we’re following orders.
Edit: forget the wipes.
stargarnet79 on
Wait. They need our water to run AI data centers so they don’t have to pay a workers a livable wage…did I get that about right?
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Dear supporters,
Shut up.
Sincerely,
Normal People
wait why is elon pushing the trump hat thing now lol
I genuinely cannot tell if this is satire.
Any second now: “Poop in your food is good for you!” Any second now.
“Personal health decisions”? So *not* wiping your butt after pooping is considered an option by these morons?
Hopefully a joke. If you’re in the bathroom and go near a toilet/urinal you should wash your hands.
Just disgusting otherwise.
RFK said germs are only a theory, like evolution, so that’s what’s up.
They’d have to wipe their entire bodies. It’s asshole top to bottom.
Spread the word, MAGA makes their sandwiches with pee fingers.
Oh, it’s now guess the real Onion mixed in with normie shit
Have you ever been in a busy men’s restroom? All these MF are doing anyway is sprinkling the tiniest amounts of water possible on their fingers and drying off on their clothes if paper towels aren’t available.
I’m sorry what
What about those of us that gently wipe the tip of our penis with a single square of toilet paper after each pee? What becomes of us?
A true patriot digs a latrine pit in their back garden!
Counterpoint, let’s cool data centers with piss.
The party of small government ladies and gentlemen. They want to govern even wiping your ass.
I’ll never not laugh at the way that hat DOESN’T fit his head
I mean… it’s not like MAGA showers and wipes anyways.
Hegseth doesn’t believe in washing his hands after he shits. [He said it on Fox News](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47201923).
“Our data centers matter more than your human life”
The sociopathy of their mind baffles me
Can’t rule over unwashed masses if they are washing themselves.
Every day, the line between reality and satire blurs and fades from existence.
“Supporters see it as government overreach of personal health decisions” ….i guess that only applies to white males, because that doesn’t seem to be a problem when not letting women make personal health decisions… the hypocrisy of this MAGA crowd is flabbergasting.
Oh yes, just what men need. Further encouragement to never wash their hands after the bathroom.
Born to shit, Forced to wipe movement is being co-oped by the right?! This is a sad day indeed
I’m so confused
two different hats, same energy
Fucking Techno-Neofuedalists who want us living like Monty Python peasants!
Think of it as a periodicity thing.
When else do you wash your hands?
You go all day touching stuff, so building hand washing into your go to bathroom routine is courtesy for you and others.
RFK jr looks like the “no wipe” type of guy. Just mudbuttin it around all day.
I’m offering to help provide free water for the data centers by urinating against their walls daily…
Data centres have more rights then the average American
I promise you it’s not gay to whip and wash
Rusty funnel gang
There is a way guys: [link](https://youtube.com/shorts/jVCIVg16bnk?is=3XdeFcJLFW3MAnoO)
Water conservation… for data centers? As in, don’t wash your hands, we need all the clean water for data centers? We really really need to put a stop to this before they get an autonomous AI army.
I remember a time not so long ago when we would see articles or headlines like this and just think “there is no way this is true”
I miss those times.
# Techbros hate me for this one weird trick:
Clickbait: >!Bidets are good. !<
How exactly does having an unwiped, crusted shut asshole conserve water?
Malicious compliance: we use gloves and wipes, and mail them to their front door to show we’re following orders.
Edit: forget the wipes.
Wait. They need our water to run AI data centers so they don’t have to pay a workers a livable wage…did I get that about right?
I don’t even want to understand this