At least the stripper is honest about what they want from you
HeaveninHeaven on
does stripping fit into it
Ruskoboss1 on
r/HasanPiker
GoldenShadowso on
People are literally paying for the privilege of being lied to by both groups of performers
SammyTheOG on
Idols are for fools with no ambition
Conspiratorymadness on
You have a higher chance with getting with the stripper than the politician keeping their promises though.
LastDirtyMartini on
With the politicians at least you can be sure that you’ll get screwed.
peaveyftw on
I remember this when it was just a tweet
Maleficent_Table_924 on
At least the stripper is honest about why she wants your money
egodeathbed on
This goes for any major figure. Musicians, actors, influencers. You only have value because of your money, streams, etc. Loyalty to any person that doesn’t know you or a corporation is peak loser behavior.
Legitimate_Bit_9354 on
Yup no matter which side
Dheeruj on
Always ideologize the idea not the person
Madam_KayC on
At least we require consent before fucking y’all, politicians do it weather you like it or not
HistoricalVacation82 on
The chance of a stripper falling in love with you is higher than a politician actually care about you.
rumski on
Parasocial relationships are bad in general but I can’t imagine one with a politician.
rdltower on
Or the bar tender
aroadcaptain on
It’s exactly the same type of person that does both
tecky1kanobe on
You just upset all the young Marine LCPL
doommaster70 on
Need this as a bumper sticker
Emergency-Factor2521 on
But in this case the stripper does not take your money to kill, rape children and she does not force you to.
So please dont demean the stripper like that
Lawndemon on
Same with billionaires. The Elon Musk chuds are absolutely mind boggling.
Oh_No_Its_Dudder on
Most politicians could best serve the public by marching down to their local hospital and donating all usable organs. There’s people out there that deserve them more than they do.
Gl1tchyVirus on
Some of you must really live in miserable oppressive conditions if your country doesn’t have someone decent to look up to
happymellii on
At least stripper are giving you action rather than with your politician who can only give lip service
drivethrugarrett on
Parasocial silliness
fish4terrisa on
but I want to f**k the politicians 🙁
Tryin_2BeABetterDad on
Wait ….you mean the other night, Ms.Long Legs down at the club didn’t really love me? She just kept giving me kisses for the 20$s I kept sticking in her ass
Oh well at least I also got to eat a grape out her ass.
💔
ObviouslyRealPerson on
Put it on billboards all across the country
malsomnus on
No, you don’t understand, *my* politician is different, he/she is definitely good and honest and not corrupt and cares about me.
calben99 on
Totally agree, people treat celebs like gods but they’re just people. Also strippers are more honest about there intentions imo.
Unlikely_Hawk_Tuah on
But…. She does…
Every time I give her a $1,000, she mentions she loves me!
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celebrities too
True that
At least the stripper is honest about what they want from you
does stripping fit into it
r/HasanPiker
People are literally paying for the privilege of being lied to by both groups of performers
Idols are for fools with no ambition
You have a higher chance with getting with the stripper than the politician keeping their promises though.
With the politicians at least you can be sure that you’ll get screwed.
I remember this when it was just a tweet
At least the stripper is honest about why she wants your money
This goes for any major figure. Musicians, actors, influencers. You only have value because of your money, streams, etc. Loyalty to any person that doesn’t know you or a corporation is peak loser behavior.
Yup no matter which side
Always ideologize the idea not the person
At least we require consent before fucking y’all, politicians do it weather you like it or not
The chance of a stripper falling in love with you is higher than a politician actually care about you.
Parasocial relationships are bad in general but I can’t imagine one with a politician.
Or the bar tender
It’s exactly the same type of person that does both
You just upset all the young Marine LCPL
Need this as a bumper sticker
But in this case the stripper does not take your money to kill, rape children and she does not force you to.
So please dont demean the stripper like that
Same with billionaires. The Elon Musk chuds are absolutely mind boggling.
Most politicians could best serve the public by marching down to their local hospital and donating all usable organs. There’s people out there that deserve them more than they do.
Some of you must really live in miserable oppressive conditions if your country doesn’t have someone decent to look up to
At least stripper are giving you action rather than with your politician who can only give lip service
Parasocial silliness
but I want to f**k the politicians 🙁
Wait ….you mean the other night, Ms.Long Legs down at the club didn’t really love me? She just kept giving me kisses for the 20$s I kept sticking in her ass
Oh well at least I also got to eat a grape out her ass.
💔
Put it on billboards all across the country
No, you don’t understand, *my* politician is different, he/she is definitely good and honest and not corrupt and cares about me.
Totally agree, people treat celebs like gods but they’re just people. Also strippers are more honest about there intentions imo.
But…. She does…
Every time I give her a $1,000, she mentions she loves me!
And for the same reason.
Your money.