I assumed it was a spanking thing, not whatever the hell this is LOL
wispherwind on
God forbid men have hobbies!
Eraserend on
Jameela Jamil laughing while reading about weird kinks is my new favorite genre of entertainment.
Justsayingshit on
Has anyone outside of this post heard about ass brushing?
Doofy_Grumpus on
Men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
C1ccC1ccC1 on
Segs
fotofreak56 on
So funny! Thanks for sharing.
Sola-Nova on
He could have braided the hair and maybe put in a bead whilst he was down there after going through the effort of combing it.
charface1 on
At least she got out before the curling iron made an appearance.
Krunkledunker on
Dudes at third and she said “run home!”, he leaps off the base and sprints to his apartment
Mash_Ketchum on
“What do you mean kink shame? I don’t think you realize how much more grooming we have to do before we can get on with it. It’s like a forest back here!”
The_Bitter_Bear on
That guy must have been really into ass brushing…
I can’t really think of any situation where being asked “can we move to the part where we have sex?” Would lead to a “no” from me.
Well, in the context of the story at least. Obviously someone asking that say in the middle of a work meeting is likely down to a 50/50 chance pending how the calendar looks for the day.
WestCoastMan888 on
Arse brushing takes as long as it takes
Tarbos6 on
She’s definitely going to the bad place. /j
Bulky-Internal8579 on
Plot twist, his ex was a centaur.
Plenty_Wasabi_7866 on
Her narration was so well delivered. Lmao
Public_You_2973 on
Is that the lady from the good place???
Loukoal117 on
Tana Mongoose- He FUCKED me with a toothbrush….HE FUCKED! ME! WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!!
Steelhex on
I mean, how long can a pubic hair grow? I’ve never seen one worth brushing. Does he want it really straight with a neat line in the middle?
littlelorax on
Since nobody has mentioned it, I am guessing this might be from the Bad Dates podcast. Jameela Jamil started it, but I think she has left the show since then.
They usually have celebrities on talking about their worst dares, and they read some stories that people have written and submitted.
ScienceSuccessful998 on
Even arse brush guy gets dates.
SlippyFrog81 on
What does this person’s arse look like? Is it really hairy?
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What’s this from, bro? Haha
5 minutes is indeed a very long time. I agree.
Just how hairy was that arse
Lmfao
Dude wanted to play My Little Pony…………..ok
I assumed it was a spanking thing, not whatever the hell this is LOL
God forbid men have hobbies!
Jameela Jamil laughing while reading about weird kinks is my new favorite genre of entertainment.
Has anyone outside of this post heard about ass brushing?
Men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
Segs
So funny! Thanks for sharing.
He could have braided the hair and maybe put in a bead whilst he was down there after going through the effort of combing it.
At least she got out before the curling iron made an appearance.
Dudes at third and she said “run home!”, he leaps off the base and sprints to his apartment
“What do you mean kink shame? I don’t think you realize how much more grooming we have to do before we can get on with it. It’s like a forest back here!”
That guy must have been really into ass brushing…
I can’t really think of any situation where being asked “can we move to the part where we have sex?” Would lead to a “no” from me.
Well, in the context of the story at least. Obviously someone asking that say in the middle of a work meeting is likely down to a 50/50 chance pending how the calendar looks for the day.
Arse brushing takes as long as it takes
She’s definitely going to the bad place. /j
Plot twist, his ex was a centaur.
Her narration was so well delivered. Lmao
Is that the lady from the good place???
Tana Mongoose- He FUCKED me with a toothbrush….HE FUCKED! ME! WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!!
I mean, how long can a pubic hair grow? I’ve never seen one worth brushing. Does he want it really straight with a neat line in the middle?
Since nobody has mentioned it, I am guessing this might be from the Bad Dates podcast. Jameela Jamil started it, but I think she has left the show since then.
They usually have celebrities on talking about their worst dares, and they read some stories that people have written and submitted.
Even arse brush guy gets dates.
What does this person’s arse look like? Is it really hairy?
Girl: “I am ready for the next part”
Guy: “Braiding!”