I am still waiting for the 1000 in 1 that also works as motor oil and pancake syrup
xSoftBun on
DarkIegend16 on
It’s this way because they have to convince men that being clean and healthy isn’t a blight on their gender affirmation.
Ok_Plantain_8914 on
Please fuck off with this low grad shit.
John_cages022 on
Nop. Girl exemple is cream after shampoo for curly blond hair only.
Maleficent-Rate-4631 on
LOL
Spicy_Whisper on
Women’s shampoo: “let your hair down and be yourself”. Men’s: “survive in a nuclear desert, feel like a reactor”. And so I wonder, why can’t we just wash our hair without all the drama?
Doffy-senpai on
Shampoo+conditioner together?, I’m taking it.
sincerestfall on
Caution: may contain Anna Kournikova!
rawdawgcomics on
The funniest thing about this which is so true is that the feminine marketed shampoo doesn’t even say what it is. They hide the actual product identity in some obscure pocket on the label in fine print and low contrast colors like L’Oreal is ashamed to admit they are selling body wash
HansHorstJoachim on
It doesn’t say FOR MEN big enough on the container
Happy_Initiative_304 on
“Never shower again”
Why would I do that even before?
Yboy_g41 on
r/coaxedintoasnafu moment
PointsOfXP on
I can’t shower as a grown man if the bottle doesn’t look cool and smell like farts
thebooksmith on
Nah this one really misses the mark for women’s soap.
While men’s shampoo is all purpose, womens shampoo is niche. The womens should be “womens left eye moisturizer. Patented formula made specifically for hydrating and revitalizing skin under the left eye specifically (not for use on right eye) . *Now with shea butter and coconut oils* ”
And it would all be on the shelf next to 6 other bottles of soap, body washes, conditioners, and creams.
SweettLiaaa on
At this point, 1000-in-1 doesn’t just wash your hair; it unclogs your sink, files your taxes, and grants you a type rating for a Boeing 747. I used it once and now I’m legally obligated to land in Chicago by 6:00 PM.
thesash20 on
r/coaxedintoasnafu
LSTNYER on
Dr Bronners
spaceursid on
Well yeah men need it like that. If we have multiple cleansers then we’ll surely forget to wash something.
Rotten_Sponge69 on
Brought to you by POWERTHIRST.
LogicBalm on
And both bottles have the same shampoo in them.
Automatic-Guide-4307 on
Bought a 550gram bottle of the olive branch from lush in december last year and i shower 6 days a week,bottle is almost half empty now🤙
xpikson on
Nah womens Shampoo is more like: for greasy, dry, completly fucked up hair. They always search for the most offensive option
Chilune on
And men’s is far more effective. All this “for women’s” trash is just useless marketing garbage. And what is not garbage is suitable for everyone.
dominikstephan on
It’s WD 40
AnotherSoftwareDev27 on
Laxative, ah yes, finally absorbing fibre through my skin, or did I just drink soap???
LoneWolfSetz on
No AI? Nice!
Tristanhx on
With the rat poison in there… guess you never shower again indeed.
MisutaHiro on
First one costs 500$ and second one only 1$
Ok-Pea8209 on
Not shampoo but i have medical grade deodorant. It comes with its own warnings
Dom_iik on
DAMN! EVEN GOT THE MAYO DE NOCHE!
Genny415 on
This explains a lot.Â
I was trying to figure out why my medicated shampoo is something akin to industrial degreaser and entirely unlike any other shampoo I’ve encountered.Â
Aha! It’s being marketed *to men.*
Jadehhh6969 on
All in one
MangoSalsa89 on
To make the women’s one more accurate, make it step 3 out of the product line’s 12 step hair care routine. And you have to buy them all or you will look like a swamp witch.
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60% of the time it works every time.
Beer shampoo
>smell like a nuclear reactor
Shut up and take my money
I am still waiting for the 1000 in 1 that also works as motor oil and pancake syrup
It’s this way because they have to convince men that being clean and healthy isn’t a blight on their gender affirmation.
Please fuck off with this low grad shit.
Nop. Girl exemple is cream after shampoo for curly blond hair only.
LOL
Women’s shampoo: “let your hair down and be yourself”. Men’s: “survive in a nuclear desert, feel like a reactor”. And so I wonder, why can’t we just wash our hair without all the drama?
Shampoo+conditioner together?, I’m taking it.
Caution: may contain Anna Kournikova!
The funniest thing about this which is so true is that the feminine marketed shampoo doesn’t even say what it is. They hide the actual product identity in some obscure pocket on the label in fine print and low contrast colors like L’Oreal is ashamed to admit they are selling body wash
It doesn’t say FOR MEN big enough on the container
“Never shower again”
Why would I do that even before?
r/coaxedintoasnafu moment
I can’t shower as a grown man if the bottle doesn’t look cool and smell like farts
Nah this one really misses the mark for women’s soap.
While men’s shampoo is all purpose, womens shampoo is niche. The womens should be “womens left eye moisturizer. Patented formula made specifically for hydrating and revitalizing skin under the left eye specifically (not for use on right eye) . *Now with shea butter and coconut oils* ”
And it would all be on the shelf next to 6 other bottles of soap, body washes, conditioners, and creams.
At this point, 1000-in-1 doesn’t just wash your hair; it unclogs your sink, files your taxes, and grants you a type rating for a Boeing 747. I used it once and now I’m legally obligated to land in Chicago by 6:00 PM.
r/coaxedintoasnafu
Dr Bronners
Well yeah men need it like that. If we have multiple cleansers then we’ll surely forget to wash something.
Brought to you by POWERTHIRST.
And both bottles have the same shampoo in them.
Bought a 550gram bottle of the olive branch from lush in december last year and i shower 6 days a week,bottle is almost half empty now🤙
Nah womens Shampoo is more like: for greasy, dry, completly fucked up hair. They always search for the most offensive option
And men’s is far more effective. All this “for women’s” trash is just useless marketing garbage. And what is not garbage is suitable for everyone.
It’s WD 40
Laxative, ah yes, finally absorbing fibre through my skin, or did I just drink soap???
No AI? Nice!
With the rat poison in there… guess you never shower again indeed.
First one costs 500$ and second one only 1$
Not shampoo but i have medical grade deodorant. It comes with its own warnings
DAMN! EVEN GOT THE MAYO DE NOCHE!
This explains a lot.Â
I was trying to figure out why my medicated shampoo is something akin to industrial degreaser and entirely unlike any other shampoo I’ve encountered.Â
Aha! It’s being marketed *to men.*
All in one
To make the women’s one more accurate, make it step 3 out of the product line’s 12 step hair care routine. And you have to buy them all or you will look like a swamp witch.