HelpMeOverHere on March 11, 2026 7:55 am This is an exchange you have with yourself in the shower… But any excuse to dunk on the FEMALES, amiright ~~incellas~~ fellas.
KiraVanceHome on March 11, 2026 8:26 am The I have a boyfriend defense is so automatic it even catches the innocent staff
dominikstephan on March 11, 2026 8:28 am Plot twist: he needs to close the bar to have an affair with her boyfriend
Loveable_Hemorrhoid on March 11, 2026 8:29 am That’s just worded so weirdly. A simple “You wanna get outta here?” would still make the joke work
BunnyWhiskerGlow on March 11, 2026 8:50 am She’s so used to rejecting people she’s developed a ‘defense reflex’ like a pufferfish
FastStable5945 on March 11, 2026 9:23 am You dont have to go home, but you cant stay here…that was the phrase they used in the club I visited the most in my life. Q-Bar Bangkok.. good times.
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emotional damage right there
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When she has main character syndrome
This is an exchange you have with yourself in the shower…
But any excuse to dunk on the FEMALES, amiright ~~incellas~~ fellas.
A nice trick that never embarrasses you.
Facebook tier.
She didn’t expect this 😂
The I have a boyfriend defense is so automatic it even catches the innocent staff
Plot twist: he needs to close the bar to have an affair with her boyfriend
That’s just worded so weirdly. A simple “You wanna get outta here?” would still make the joke work
She’s so used to rejecting people she’s developed a ‘defense reflex’ like a pufferfish
You dont have to go home, but you cant stay here…that was the phrase they used in the club I visited the most in my life.
Q-Bar Bangkok.. good times.