Vigilante porch pirate

    by Waitingforlunch

    19 Comments

    1. At that point it stops feeling like a mistake and starts feeling like a side quest to recover your own package.

    2. My neighbours keep getting their purchases delivered to their house. I often have to go under cover of darkness to retrieve the packages.

    3. I had this for many years. I lived in this place that for some reason GPS said my address was over at my neighbors house. Did DoorDash delivery people actually CHECK the address on the home they delivered to? OF COURSE NOT! So every time I ordered I’d have to walk out onto the street, go over to my neighbors house, enter through their GATE and pick up my food.

      Sometimes I did this right in front of the driver and when they looked at me weird I would tap the address number on my house and look at them like ‘yeah, you’re dumb’

    4. TheChristianDude101 on

      I always give the package to my neighbor when the delievery fucked up. Because I am a decent person

      Why am i being downvoted for returning packages that arent mine?

    5. “maybe I’m the one who has been living in the wrong house all this time….”

    6. WoodpeckerForeign674 on

      It’s all fun and games until you realize the neighbor was waiting for a reason to finally use that ‘Stand Your Ground’ law they’ve been researching since 2021

    7. Bellamy_Jade on

      The awkward eye contact with their Ring camera while you’re just trying to claim what is rightfully yours

    8. one time i held the label up to the ring cam sto show that im not stealing from them

    9. DarthCledus117 on

      I rented a place that had 4 units; 3A, 3B, 3C, and…. just 3. We rented 3A and lots of our deliveries ended up at 3 instead.

    10. It was a treasure hunt at my childhood home, searching porches trying to find which one got it this time.

    11. I’ve watched my neighbors kid drive by his own house then eventually pull into the driveway.. I felt wrong

    12. It’s amazing how much of the younger generation doesn’t socialize with their neighbors

    13. Miserable_Bridge6032 on

      There used to be a person in my complex that had a name very similar to mine, same first and a last name that was only a few letters different from mine, so one time amazon delivered something for me, and apparently they too had ordered something and they switched the packages. Well i didnt even bother looking and tore it open to be like “wth is this, this isnt what I ordered?” And realized it wasnt mine…. Left a note saying ‘sorry for opening’ and put it at their door, later that day mine was at my door, and they had done the same exact thing lol.

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