Years of strict rules instantly replaced with enthusiastic encouragement the moment the wedding rings appear.
Ruthwillx on
aule_maiar on
Consummation of marriage is important. Even law is in Abe’s favour.
HovercraftOk71 on
Marriage: the official DLC that unlocks everything.
Scissoriser on
Go create life
dontputurtonguethere on
Well twist my arm and tickle my taint, I guess its gotta be done
SeafoamFaye on
give us the babiesss
nighthawk0954 on
Marry and reproduce.
Its_Sunaina_ on
😭😭😭
Jadehhh6969 on
Nah hell nah
kaelafrostyn on
From ‘No sex before marriage’ to ‘Where are our grandchildren?’ in 0.5 seconds. The speed is astounding.
TemptingLiaa on
Parents spend 25 years telling you that intimacy is a sin only to treat your wedding night like the start of a government-mandated breeding program.
SKRyanrr on
“Give me grandkids”
Hairy-Payment-2485 on
“We want grandkids”
Draexian on
Me, a queer man in a ruined age, explaining again to my 70-something grandmother that I try to impregnate boys at every open weekend.
While I, and my grandmother, remain hopeful that we will solve this problem, I understand that I am not the first to attempt this. I try to warn my ancestors that boys cannot give them my babies, yet I also make frequent attempts to prove myself wrong. Thus spake Zarathustra.
Maecyte on
Bust in her
Recentstranger on
And then the dad bod
Amazing_Meatballs on
“Why don’t you want kids?!”
“Besides the world being harder than it was a decade or two ago, we just don’t really want them.”
“But God says ‘Be fruitful and multiply’ and to ‘take dominion over the Earth!’”
“Until when, mom? Do we fuck until the Earth is shoulder to shoulder, or we exhaust every natural resource and resort to cannibalism? When does it stop? There are 8 Billion of us. How many people do we need to be good stewards of this planet?”
An exact conversation I had with my mom. I’d like to say she learned something, but nobody’s minds were changed
Shoelace_cal on
What if I don’t want to?(I do)
ronweasleisourking on
You’re gonna carry that weight
happymellii on
And give us a granddaughter and grandson asap 😏
Ezio_Auditore007 on
Mom waiting outside the honeymoon suite with a stethoscope, a calendar, and a baby name book.
DolphinMasturbator on
Drop hints about getting a vasectomy for extra fun
goodmythicalmickey on
At my BIL’s wedding, the father of the bride worked it into his speech
APguru on
Parents: Time for kids, but for me, not for you
SirNortonOfNoFux on
Lmao, the “See you space cowboy” took me out lol
purpledragon478 on
“Oh, we are! We’ve been spending a fortune on condoms though. Maybe a vasectomy is the way to go”
MentionMaster8695 on
🗿 as if I want children lmao
Ahand_Apart on
The “I need you to double my roll” plea, if you will.
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Years of strict rules instantly replaced with enthusiastic encouragement the moment the wedding rings appear.
Consummation of marriage is important. Even law is in Abe’s favour.
Marriage: the official DLC that unlocks everything.
Go create life
Well twist my arm and tickle my taint, I guess its gotta be done
give us the babiesss
Marry and reproduce.
😭😭😭
Nah hell nah
From ‘No sex before marriage’ to ‘Where are our grandchildren?’ in 0.5 seconds. The speed is astounding.
Parents spend 25 years telling you that intimacy is a sin only to treat your wedding night like the start of a government-mandated breeding program.
“Give me grandkids”
“We want grandkids”
Me, a queer man in a ruined age, explaining again to my 70-something grandmother that I try to impregnate boys at every open weekend.
While I, and my grandmother, remain hopeful that we will solve this problem, I understand that I am not the first to attempt this. I try to warn my ancestors that boys cannot give them my babies, yet I also make frequent attempts to prove myself wrong. Thus spake Zarathustra.
Bust in her
And then the dad bod
“Why don’t you want kids?!”
“Besides the world being harder than it was a decade or two ago, we just don’t really want them.”
“But God says ‘Be fruitful and multiply’ and to ‘take dominion over the Earth!’”
“Until when, mom? Do we fuck until the Earth is shoulder to shoulder, or we exhaust every natural resource and resort to cannibalism? When does it stop? There are 8 Billion of us. How many people do we need to be good stewards of this planet?”
An exact conversation I had with my mom. I’d like to say she learned something, but nobody’s minds were changed
What if I don’t want to?(I do)
You’re gonna carry that weight
And give us a granddaughter and grandson asap 😏
Mom waiting outside the honeymoon suite with a stethoscope, a calendar, and a baby name book.
Drop hints about getting a vasectomy for extra fun
At my BIL’s wedding, the father of the bride worked it into his speech
Parents: Time for kids, but for me, not for you
Lmao, the “See you space cowboy” took me out lol
“Oh, we are! We’ve been spending a fortune on condoms though. Maybe a vasectomy is the way to go”
🗿 as if I want children lmao
The “I need you to double my roll” plea, if you will.
Make Grandchildren for us, NOW!