Am I (F22) the asshole for building Microwave (F2) a pirate ship? For the record I think she can be whatever she wishes to be, I will always support her, but I think it'd be really cool if she was a pirate. Am I an asshole for peer pressuring my car into becoming a pirate?
by Dlsagreed
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Pawrates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Purrrl
I think she’s just pissed that the ship didn’t come with a pirate hat….
Don’t worry. Microwave will leave you the one piece inside soon
Pro tip, place heating pad where you want her to be. It will become her new favorite place
r/thereisnocat material
Took me 40 minutes to realize who we’re talking about
She looks ready to rule the seven seas beware
“Look at me, LOOK at me- I’m the Catpain now.”
Wait so is it a microwave or a car? Is this mad libs? I’m so confused.
The one piece is real
Oh my god her name is Microwave!!!!!! Ive been trying to convince my boyfriend the next cat we get is gonna be named after kitchen appliance since Food names are things of the past (though our first cat is named sushi).
So far my biggest contender is Air Fryer and Kitchen Aid.
Yeah she looks.. ecstatic 😝
Where do I find this?
Damn I noticed the cat too late xD
Bluebeard – amateur.
Blackbeard – tired.
Captain Microwave – peak pirate!
If you put a white piece of paper behind the cat, it’ll be easier to see them in the photo. Saw that done somewhere else…
You could remove the last two words of your post and it would still make sense.
Meowkey D Luffy.
Me: never seen her
Crosspost this to r/Piracy 🏴☠️
Growltiger’s on the loose!
I love how confusing this post is until you zoom in