Found a peeled onion outside the garage this morning. I can only assume it fell off someone’s belt. by Snow_Crash_Bandicoot
ndtaughthem on March 6, 2026 1:46 am We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere.
jargon_ninja69 on March 6, 2026 1:47 am twenty dickety-six. We had to use the word “dickety” cuz the ayatollah had stole our word twenty. It’s why we had to invade Iran
No-Definition1474 on March 6, 2026 1:48 am What kind of brain dead heathen wanders about with the onions on their belt PEELED. Have we learned nothing!?
bobshallprevail on March 6, 2026 2:06 am I actually found a cob of corn outside my garage this morning…
DJenser1 on March 6, 2026 2:09 am But that’s a white onion! I thought they weren’t available because of the war!?
asylum574 on March 6, 2026 2:23 am Makes me regret shutting down r/unexpectedonion. not enough content.
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It’s the style again.
I have no idea what is going on here
They were yelling at a cloud.
It’ll be a cold day in hell before I recognize mizzrah
“gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.
Incredible post and comments.
We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere.
Not one of those fancy onions, on account of the war
Fashion is cyclical
twenty dickety-six. We had to use the word “dickety” cuz the ayatollah had stole our word twenty. It’s why we had to invade Iran
I knew my belt felt lighter today
Which was the style at the time.
What kind of brain dead heathen wanders about with the onions on their belt PEELED. Have we learned nothing!?
All you could get were them big yellow ones!
That was the fashion at the time.
As is the style…
Kids these days can’t even tie a proper onion hitch
A gift from the borrowers
Shelbyville problems.
So very fashionable!
I actually found a cob of corn outside my garage this morning…
any who…
But that’s a white onion! I thought they weren’t available because of the war!?
Should have stocked up on white ones before the war started .
Makes me regret shutting down r/unexpectedonion. not enough content.
Maybe a squirrel needed to write a letter.
It’s the style at this time
It’s an old reference, but it checks out