Painfully adorable. I like having little friends like that to release in the garden (usually it’s spiders that hitch a ride on me, but that’s OK too).
SkyfangR on
that was close! you almost died bro!
adachiweiner on
youre a disney princess dude
WyattCo06 on
Artist at work.
Exotic_Peanut_6243 on
Lorenzoak on
Judging by the sheer length and complexity of that slime trail, and calculating the average top speed of a snail, that little guy has been actively exploring your hat since last Tuesday
Even_Mechanic_4686 on
Dudes leaving a vapor trail
boopdeloop911 on
Kinda gross, kinda adorable
CheapWeight8403 on
“Snail Trail.”
Gyrororonoa on
No matter how fast you went your passenger was still moving at a snail’s pace
badbadLeroy_Brown on
Gary no!
astralseat on
It almost got you, the immortal snail
DeeEmm on
P A R K O U R !!
docsyzygy on
He’s drawing you a treasure map!
ObligationMurky8716 on
“Wheeeee!”
shinecaster on
Looks like he’s headed towards the trail head.
collapse-and-crush on
That reminds me of the time I was at a strip club for a bachelor party and one of the strippers took off my hat and rubbed it on her bare pussy.
I was so pissed and grabbed it out of her hand. She thought she was being sexy and I was disgusted.
capnlatenight on
Dear readers, if you find yourself in such a situation, it’s advisable not to lift it by the shell if it feels “stuck”. This can really hurt them.
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Lower Park hat?
Lol
Painfully adorable. I like having little friends like that to release in the garden (usually it’s spiders that hitch a ride on me, but that’s OK too).
that was close! you almost died bro!
youre a disney princess dude
Artist at work.
Judging by the sheer length and complexity of that slime trail, and calculating the average top speed of a snail, that little guy has been actively exploring your hat since last Tuesday
Dudes leaving a vapor trail
Kinda gross, kinda adorable
“Snail Trail.”
No matter how fast you went your passenger was still moving at a snail’s pace
Gary no!
It almost got you, the immortal snail
P A R K O U R !!
He’s drawing you a treasure map!
“Wheeeee!”
Looks like he’s headed towards the trail head.
That reminds me of the time I was at a strip club for a bachelor party and one of the strippers took off my hat and rubbed it on her bare pussy.
I was so pissed and grabbed it out of her hand. She thought she was being sexy and I was disgusted.
Dear readers, if you find yourself in such a situation, it’s advisable not to lift it by the shell if it feels “stuck”. This can really hurt them.
It even took the scenic route
So many snail posts today. Odd
Did you buy it from William Osman?