BrendaWannabe on March 3, 2026 2:51 pm *”Why can’t you figure out my contradictory orders!? If I wanted a fuck-up I’d hire Eric! He has an IQ of 80, but at least knows my mind!”*
MileageAddict on March 3, 2026 2:53 pm Good….good…get that blood pressure up into dangerous territory.
MarcheMuldDerevi on March 3, 2026 3:08 pm I need a real war damnit, I want you to make it so they forget about the elections and the files
xXTERMIN8RXXx on March 3, 2026 3:09 pm Secret Service yells, “Get down, Mr. President!” But it’s too late as the sharts explode out of the diaper and the whole room is covered head to toe in shit
SiteTall on March 3, 2026 3:10 pm Pete H. is a moron, so I’m sure he deserves a scolding, but how come all that tRumpian rage didn’t lead to a stroke????
dancudlip on March 3, 2026 3:11 pm Seriously thou…. What specifically do you think he’s actually yelling at?? Pete is such a boot kicker… what doesn’t he like??
grimsleeper4 on March 3, 2026 3:16 pm This man does not need help farting. There is no need to pull his finger.
Bizznitchy on March 3, 2026 3:18 pm God dammit, when you pick up my order, you fucking make sure they put the fucking extra pickles on my fucking Filet o Fish!!!
existential_antelope on March 3, 2026 3:27 pm As if this was an argument regarding actual governing or the country. “Stop being candid with the media, it makes me look bad!”
Nydon1776 on March 3, 2026 3:31 pm This is an AI photo and we need to not encourage spreading fake news.
No-Tale6520 on March 3, 2026 3:31 pm yeah, some folks forget it was a multilateral deal. iran had their own agenda long before the US pulled out tbh
muchgreaterthanG_O_D on March 3, 2026 3:32 pm “ITS NOT THAT EASY! I CANT GET HARD TO ANYONE OVER 16! YES, EVEN WITH MEDS.”
chocolatechipninja on March 3, 2026 3:33 pm There are many stories about how he verbally abuses people. Unsurprised.
jagmp on March 3, 2026 3:34 pm  Careful, this would launch the atomic fart lmao
americansherlock201 on March 3, 2026 3:36 pm “You promised me this would distract them from the Epstein files! Why are they still asking about it!”
okeysure69 on March 3, 2026 3:38 pm Sir, it already smells like you’ve crapped yourself in here. Please don’t make me do this.
Zestyclose-Culture80 on March 3, 2026 3:40 pm Is this A I ? I hope not- glad to see Pete Getting slammed
CybercurlsMKII on March 3, 2026 3:42 pm That shade of orange sits perfectly between cheesy and Flamin’ Hot Doritos
MightyPie211 on March 3, 2026 3:43 pm My boss 5min after saying “we are a family here” in the all-hands
jpsreddit85 on March 3, 2026 3:45 pm I love this for both of them. May they have the day they deserve.
kristy7affy3919 on March 3, 2026 3:45 pm honestly this sub always delivers the best stuff. love how relatable everyone’s posts are here lol
PNW_Undertaker on March 3, 2026 3:45 pm Hegseth is saying, “oh god not again…. His shit really smells…. And why does he always make me pull his damn finger is he like 5 years old?”
Green-Elf on March 3, 2026 3:47 pm “It’s Heggys fault I shit myself! Who pulls a finger that hard!?” – DJT, probably
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*”Why can’t you figure out my contradictory orders!? If I wanted a fuck-up I’d hire Eric! He has an IQ of 80, but at least knows my mind!”*
Good….good…get that blood pressure up into dangerous territory.
I was told by FOX “News” that’s a victory celebration!
Depends
lmaooo its funny, wish it wasant digitally altered tho …
“Now you know it’s your turn to change my depends!”
I need a real war damnit, I want you to make it so they forget about the elections and the files
He shit himself w/in seconds of this exchange, i guarantee it!!
He’s not a nice man.
Secret Service yells, “Get down, Mr. President!”
But it’s too late as the sharts explode out of the diaper and the whole room is covered head to toe in shit
Hegseth’s daddy looks big mad
Pete H. is a moron, so I’m sure he deserves a scolding, but how come all that tRumpian rage didn’t lead to a stroke????
Seriously thou…. What specifically do you think he’s actually yelling at?? Pete is such a boot kicker… what doesn’t he like??
Pretty sure this is AI. Unfortunately.
Seeing he’s rotting away, that finger might just come free.
This is what the McDonald’s delivery person witnessed
This can’t be real
When did this happen?
That room was gonna stink finger pull or no.
This man does not need help farting. There is no need to pull his finger.
I don’t believe any picture is real anymore.
God dammit, when you pick up my order, you fucking make sure they put the fucking extra pickles on my fucking Filet o Fish!!!
Context?
But sir, you’ve already shat your pants once.
But Sir, you already shit your pants.
As if this was an argument regarding actual governing or the country.
“Stop being candid with the media, it makes me look bad!”
This is an AI photo and we need to not encourage spreading fake news.
Why is everyone saying this is Hegseth? It’s Matt Gaetz.
yeah, some folks forget it was a multilateral deal. iran had their own agenda long before the US pulled out tbh
“ITS NOT THAT EASY! I CANT GET HARD TO ANYONE OVER 16! YES, EVEN WITH MEDS.”
There are many stories about how he verbally abuses people. Unsurprised.
Careful, this would launch the atomic fart lmao
when was this photo taken?
“You promised me this would distract them from the Epstein files! Why are they still asking about it!”
Youre taking the blame for this one Pete.
This is an AI photo
Sir, it already smells like you’ve crapped yourself in here. Please don’t make me do this.
Wtf is going here??? Is this a genuine picture or AI?
This is obvious AI…right
Is this A I ? I hope not- glad to see Pete
Getting slammed
That shade of orange sits perfectly between cheesy and Flamin’ Hot Doritos
smells like war
He sharted
My boss 5min after saying “we are a family here” in the all-hands
I love this for both of them. May they have the day they deserve.
honestly this sub always delivers the best stuff. love how relatable everyone’s posts are here lol
Hegseth is saying, “oh god not again…. His shit really smells…. And why does he always make me pull his damn finger is he like 5 years old?”
Would be glorious to watch this fisticuffs
“It’s Heggys fault I shit myself! Who pulls a finger that hard!?” – DJT, probably