Thankfully I’m a dangerous trans radical. Nooo draft for me
supremegamer76 on
It’s a shame it’s not like thr 1970 or something where you could just say you’re gay and they won’t draft you.
who-stole-the-cake on
Wait did they start drafting. I’m already in so I don’t know
Kooky-Narwhal-014 on
Just claim to be trans. If our president cant lie to avoid the draft so can you. Its apparently really cool to do
ClitEastwood10 on
I don’t own a home or live at my last listed address. Good luck finding me
CosmicJoe44 on
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Zealousideal_Gap1194 on
Shoot anyone under 40 could technically get their letter still
allthenamearetaken1 on
Wish you all luck im not eligible for draft due to being suicidal.
Toxicotton on
“Welcome to New Vegas!”
zackinthesoda on
just have many mental illnesses. easy.
loco500 on
Say you can’t go until GTA VI comes out…
TheForsakenWaffle on
We dont need a draft…. we have enough Active and reserve duty..
sootbrownies on
Just come out as trans, problem solved.
DannyA88 on
Its 2026.. we have computers otherwise still, prob not with old tech even. More casualties also if old tech was used. This essentially is a 12 hour start to finish, reorganizing geopolitical interest war.
Rooster_Fish-II on
It’s all fun and games for these mullet wearing young conservative douches until uncle same comes knocking.
_____rs on
[I know it ain’t gonna happen IRL. Gotta farm that karma somehow.]
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I don’t like sand
I am a black cat who remembers that day. This could be me.
People can easily wash out of being drafted if they know what they’re doing.Â
🎶 YOU CAN GET ANYTHING YOU WANT AT ALICE’S RESTAURANT 🎶
Just say you have bone spurs like Trump did
I AIN’T GETTING DRAFTED INTO IRAN
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Thankfully I’m a dangerous trans radical. Nooo draft for me
It’s a shame it’s not like thr 1970 or something where you could just say you’re gay and they won’t draft you.
Wait did they start drafting. I’m already in so I don’t know
Just claim to be trans. If our president cant lie to avoid the draft so can you. Its apparently really cool to do
I don’t own a home or live at my last listed address. Good luck finding me
[ Removed by Reddit ]
Shoot anyone under 40 could technically get their letter still
Wish you all luck im not eligible for draft due to being suicidal.
“Welcome to New Vegas!”
just have many mental illnesses. easy.
Say you can’t go until GTA VI comes out…
We dont need a draft…. we have enough Active and reserve duty..
Just come out as trans, problem solved.
Its 2026.. we have computers otherwise still, prob not with old tech even. More casualties also if old tech was used. This essentially is a 12 hour start to finish, reorganizing geopolitical interest war.
It’s all fun and games for these mullet wearing young conservative douches until uncle same comes knocking.
[I know it ain’t gonna happen IRL. Gotta farm that karma somehow.]