Dear Iran: If the decades of being told you have sleeper cells lying in wait was true. We kindly ask that you leave our most sacred and holy site in peace. Sincerely, the USA
by CarbonRunner
Dear Iran: If the decades of being told you have sleeper cells lying in wait was true. We kindly ask that you leave our most sacred and holy site in peace. Sincerely, the USA
by CarbonRunner
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Sounds like an invitation. Pure coincidence I reckon? 😉
That’s a terrible thing to wish for, a lot of teenage girls could be hurt.
If you Iranians invade the Berghof – sorry, I mean Mar-a-Lago, I get those two mixed up – please take any boxes of documents found in bathrooms and deliver them to a reliable news agency that will see they are published and circulated worldwide. Thank you.
Do not go to this location, 26.67 north, -80.0 east
Please ignore that its owner just targeted and killed your Supreme Leader, previously killed some of your military
generals, and recently kidnapped a foreign president.
Great place to start
Make sure to remove the top secret docs and everything T stole from the white house…. Too
As a card carrying Satan-worshipper, I tell you, you had better not launch any attack on Lucifer’s holy-of-holies, the great temple of Mar-a-Lago. This is our most sacred place. No missiles allowed!