I just saw a story on here the other day about a gent whom sent a proper letter like this one.
It wouldn’t have happened to contain a letter with a single word: “Cunt”, now would it?
Because that would be crazy. Wish I could link the post.
No-Fill-2044 on
The greatest adventures of all time start with wax sealed letters
LadyWonkyMcjankey on
What does it say???

poponachtschnecke on
Was it from a Targaryen?
Dense-Drama5856 on
It looks like someone tried opening it ngl, but if I was the mailman, I’d be intrigued too
PhasmaFelis on
Was it cut open like that when you got it, or did that come after?
Whispering_Wolf on
I once bought a cheap wax seal kit and sent out Christmas letters like that. No one in my family really cared :’)
ChocolateCoveredGold on
I had a friend in college who splurged on sealing wax and a custom made seal for all of her wedding invitations. She was on a tight budget and had to scrimp and save to make this possible. The girls in the dorm helped her affix the seals and address hundreds of invitations. A few weeks later, the post office began returning the mutilated invitations back to her, most in plastic bags. It turns out that the machines at the post office Did Not like those raised wax seals, and instead chose to eat the invitations.
auyemra on
and you didnt open it with a candle flame?!
Dreamtrain on
the King summons thee to discuss thy Extended Warranty
MLavenderGooms on
Please tell me it just says “Cunt” inside
odrea on

The counsel of reddit demands an explanation!!
SkyrimDovahkiin on
Welcome to Smash Bros!
jefflovesyou on
Wow. Usually the machines eat these things or at least pop the wax off of them.
Say_What_425 on
I just know the post office was annoyed with that… those wax seals mess up their devices and have to be manually sorted.
gza57 on
Luckily aunt Petunia and uncle Vernon didn’t get it fist
CosmoJones07 on
Have fun in Smash Bros!
js_baker_iv on
It’s a lifetime membership to the Jelly of the Month club…
fellaneedahandpls on
Looks like they were a little late notifying you that Pope Francis died. Wait til you find out where the next guy is from.
Busterlimes on
Its clearly been tampered with. Id be weary, might want to cast some disenchangment spells to me sure it safe. Maybe create a ring of salt around you prior to opening it any further.
KissMyFuckingDadMom on

fredrickmedck on
Was it sent from a prospector?
SuperPotatoThrow on
Looks like the most powerful character in all of Skyrim finally found you.
Hell, he found me ON A RANDOM MOUNTAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE once in a spot I wasn’t really supposed to be able to get to, just to deliver a letter. Scared the shit out of me. Just.. go home man.
FinnishArmy on
Interesting that it lasted. Most of the automatic mail sorters rip off that was seal super easily.
slicklikeagato on
By order of the Traitors….
Zyntastic on
Youre a wizard Harry!
RayePappens on
Anthrax
fartinmyfuckingmouth on
Is sealed the latter of all words here
ttnezz on
I use wax seals on my holiday cards!
emmascorp on
I got one letter like these when i purchased a hoodie. It was the cutest thing.
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An invitation for adventure?

Downvoted for gatekeeping the contents even though it’s clearly open.

… Your time starts now.
Friend of yours? [https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1r359cv/am_i_allowed_to_mail_out_letters_with_a_wax_seal/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1r359cv/am_i_allowed_to_mail_out_letters_with_a_wax_seal/)
You’re a wizard Arry

You are a wizard amotherofthunder
I just saw a story on here the other day about a gent whom sent a proper letter like this one.
It wouldn’t have happened to contain a letter with a single word: “Cunt”, now would it?
Because that would be crazy. Wish I could link the post.
The greatest adventures of all time start with wax sealed letters
What does it say???

Was it from a Targaryen?
It looks like someone tried opening it ngl, but if I was the mailman, I’d be intrigued too
Was it cut open like that when you got it, or did that come after?
I once bought a cheap wax seal kit and sent out Christmas letters like that. No one in my family really cared :’)
I had a friend in college who splurged on sealing wax and a custom made seal for all of her wedding invitations. She was on a tight budget and had to scrimp and save to make this possible. The girls in the dorm helped her affix the seals and address hundreds of invitations. A few weeks later, the post office began returning the mutilated invitations back to her, most in plastic bags. It turns out that the machines at the post office Did Not like those raised wax seals, and instead chose to eat the invitations.
and you didnt open it with a candle flame?!
the King summons thee to discuss thy Extended Warranty
Please tell me it just says “Cunt” inside

The counsel of reddit demands an explanation!!
Welcome to Smash Bros!
Wow. Usually the machines eat these things or at least pop the wax off of them.
I just know the post office was annoyed with that… those wax seals mess up their devices and have to be manually sorted.
Luckily aunt Petunia and uncle Vernon didn’t get it fist
Have fun in Smash Bros!
It’s a lifetime membership to the Jelly of the Month club…
Looks like they were a little late notifying you that Pope Francis died. Wait til you find out where the next guy is from.
Its clearly been tampered with. Id be weary, might want to cast some disenchangment spells to me sure it safe. Maybe create a ring of salt around you prior to opening it any further.

Was it sent from a prospector?
Looks like the most powerful character in all of Skyrim finally found you.
Hell, he found me ON A RANDOM MOUNTAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE once in a spot I wasn’t really supposed to be able to get to, just to deliver a letter. Scared the shit out of me. Just.. go home man.
Interesting that it lasted. Most of the automatic mail sorters rip off that was seal super easily.
By order of the Traitors….
Youre a wizard Harry!
Anthrax
Is sealed the latter of all words here
I use wax seals on my holiday cards!
I got one letter like these when i purchased a hoodie. It was the cutest thing.
Your time starts now
Well? What was in it?