Also, me running an erand during work time to make it take longer
twobroke2play on
It’s called malicious compliance
Roxash1 on
Literally work right now. We cover a probe to keep ourselves sterile during a procedure cause probe is unsterile. Know the first thing we do in the procedure? That’s right! >!get unsterile.!< Fucking management must really hate fishes cause we use a lot of plastic for that useless thing.
demonblood13 on
The kind of thing my OCD tells me to do
Salty-Contribution95 on
Funny! But I’m so distracted by that outfit. What in the heck is she wearing? 🤔😂
vulcanxnoob on
It would be so ironic if he decided to lock the pedestrian gate haha 😂😆
LeeRising on
When they tell me to block the shelves when there’s no customers. I move the items up by an inch at most.
Salty-Contribution95 on
Oh dear! I’m so sorry. No offense intended. 😋
mogley19922 on
My friends mother had a similar one.
She kept leaving her apartment unlocked (nice area) and she couldn’t get back in the gate after they added a lock to it because she never remembered her keys.
So my friend tells her not to leave unless she has her key in her hand when she opens the gate.
Well, one day she calls him telling him she can’t get out, because “they” have taken her key.
My friend gets there, and they had taken her key… they had also removed the whole gate. She was just standing there.
A great one i had with her personally, i was translating for her at the doctors, and i keep translating what she’s saying even though she’s rattling things of, because it’s not my job to decide what messages to pass on when i do medical translations.
The doctor says i think you might be a hypochondriac.
And in her lovely thick Irish accent, without skipping a beat says “oooh shit! Have i got that as well”
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Also, me running an erand during work time to make it take longer
It’s called malicious compliance
Literally work right now. We cover a probe to keep ourselves sterile during a procedure cause probe is unsterile. Know the first thing we do in the procedure? That’s right! >!get unsterile.!< Fucking management must really hate fishes cause we use a lot of plastic for that useless thing.
The kind of thing my OCD tells me to do
Funny! But I’m so distracted by that outfit. What in the heck is she wearing? 🤔😂
It would be so ironic if he decided to lock the pedestrian gate haha 😂😆
When they tell me to block the shelves when there’s no customers. I move the items up by an inch at most.
Oh dear! I’m so sorry. No offense intended. 😋
My friends mother had a similar one.
She kept leaving her apartment unlocked (nice area) and she couldn’t get back in the gate after they added a lock to it because she never remembered her keys.
So my friend tells her not to leave unless she has her key in her hand when she opens the gate.
Well, one day she calls him telling him she can’t get out, because “they” have taken her key.
My friend gets there, and they had taken her key… they had also removed the whole gate. She was just standing there.
A great one i had with her personally, i was translating for her at the doctors, and i keep translating what she’s saying even though she’s rattling things of, because it’s not my job to decide what messages to pass on when i do medical translations.
The doctor says i think you might be a hypochondriac.
And in her lovely thick Irish accent, without skipping a beat says “oooh shit! Have i got that as well”
I was in fucking tears.
Lawful until the end.
r/whywheretheyfilming . This is staged folks!