This isn’t a bingo card, this is the full script. You should have marked this as a spoiler.
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Intrepid-Werewolf-42 on
I’m not even going to watch because I know his speech will be a completely uninspiring rant where he complains, maligns, and divides the country emotionally, ideologically, and politically.
pithynotpithy on
I’m not going to watch one moment of him talking like a demented idiot as he exists to funnel our money in his pockets
EternalNewCarSmell on
I think we need a “shadow-drops war with Iran” square.
jondoeca on
Watching that grifting psychopath is like guzzling down death. Props to those watching it and providing the cliffnotes for the rest of us. I’ll be watching the people’s state of the union instead. [https://www.mobilize.us/moveon/event/903012/](https://www.mobilize.us/moveon/event/903012/)
cat_selling_souls on
If this is the bingo card, I’d hate to see the take a drink game. Most people will be drunk in the first 15 minutes.
Ootter31019 on
Free square got a laugh out of me.
gwydion_black on
All of these are basically free squares lol.
Fast-Damage2298 on
Not giving him the ratings.
reallywaitnoreally on
If this was a scratch off lottery bingo card this would be the grand prize winner. Full blackout.
Manderspls on
This is funny but at the same time so god damn embarrassing that this is about a fucking president of the US.
vicariouslywatching on
That’s believing that I’ll actually waste my evening watching that bumbling orange buffoon ramble on. I’d rather be drinking without needing to watch him drive me to drink.
SamwellBarley on
“Mentions Joe Biden (Free)”
Bigredzombie on
This is gonna be a tough one. It’s not like we won’t be ticking boxes, but with only one speech, will we fill it all in? We might, but it will be close.
Every time he takes credit for something other people did (e.g., invent the word “groceries”) take a shot of booze.
Every time he takes credit for something nobody has ever done (e.g., stop eight imaginary wars) take a big sip of water.
The goal is to see if you end up with just a hangover or dead from alcohol poisoning.
Ev3rst0rm on
If he pulls a Revenge of the Sith and explicitly declares himself a dictator and the country his dictatorship, I’ll get a bottle of bourbon and down it
ArrivesLate on
Farts/shits himself audibly?
Falls asleep?
Can’t navigate steps?
Holds podium to keep from falling over?
Obviously goes off script?
Has token immigrant in attendance?
Doesn’t mention ICE murders?
Rehashes Stephen Miller naziisms?
Repeats ICE is going to fix America over and over?
Turns himself into the victim and complains?
Doesn’t mention Elon or DOGE at all?
Talks incessantly about Elon and DOGE?
Tacitly admits republicans are stealing the next election, but blames democrats?
MadMartegen on
I will watch… I want to see if he goes off on an unhinged rant and trails off into oblivion. He’s been really losing it, so that’s something to look for. I want to see if he’s affected by the Epstein survivors in the audience.
Plus the rebuttal should be interesting.
Welder_Subject on
Blackout card
SwvellyBents on
Mentions how big strong men love him!
El_mochilero on
“People – very smart people – have been saying…”
lordplagus02 on
I’m more excited for Big Beautiful Obituary bingo. We’re gonna get lit that night.
Street_Peace_8831 on
I’ve got a better idea. Since trump loves those ratings. Let’s just not tune in so that he doesn’t get those high ratings he’s craving. You can listen to it after the fact, if you want to be informed.
SocialSuicideSquad on
Like the drinking game version, this ends in a blackout.
hinedogmil on
Why are you watching
KateTheTurk on
Cover all!
Raywolf1495 on
This isn’t bingo, it’s blackout
Illustrious_Bad_2980 on
BrazenlyGeek on
Where’s “poops himself in front of an audience” and why isn’t that the free space?
GoingNutCracken on
I don’t see him mentioning Nicki Minaj – she’s black, he’s racist; she’s a woman, he’s a misogynist.
EffReddit420 on
Ill bet N down all the way.
grino655 on
“A year ago, our country was dead. It was dead and now everyone tells me it’s the hottest country in the world”
TiaHatesSocials on
Eeeh. Don’t give me the ratings. Next day he’s gonna feel like a king cuz “it was the most watched state of the union ever”
neverthesaneagain on
We playing “blackout” bingo?
FlooWild on
Playing it as a drinking game would put us all at risk for alcohol poisoning.
36 Comments
This isn’t a bingo card, this is the full script. You should have marked this as a spoiler.
;
I’m not even going to watch because I know his speech will be a completely uninspiring rant where he complains, maligns, and divides the country emotionally, ideologically, and politically.
I’m not going to watch one moment of him talking like a demented idiot as he exists to funnel our money in his pockets
I think we need a “shadow-drops war with Iran” square.
Watching that grifting psychopath is like guzzling down death. Props to those watching it and providing the cliffnotes for the rest of us. I’ll be watching the people’s state of the union instead. [https://www.mobilize.us/moveon/event/903012/](https://www.mobilize.us/moveon/event/903012/)
If this is the bingo card, I’d hate to see the take a drink game. Most people will be drunk in the first 15 minutes.
Free square got a laugh out of me.
All of these are basically free squares lol.
Not giving him the ratings.
If this was a scratch off lottery bingo card this would be the grand prize winner. Full blackout.
This is funny but at the same time so god damn embarrassing that this is about a fucking president of the US.
That’s believing that I’ll actually waste my evening watching that bumbling orange buffoon ramble on. I’d rather be drinking without needing to watch him drive me to drink.
“Mentions Joe Biden (Free)”
This is gonna be a tough one. It’s not like we won’t be ticking boxes, but with only one speech, will we fill it all in? We might, but it will be close.
https://preview.redd.it/2mc7qo47lglg1.jpeg?width=6164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d28f653400fc3a6b5dafce787553b5f24e397d7b
[www.smolotov.com](http://www.smolotov.com)
Every time he takes credit for something other people did (e.g., invent the word “groceries”) take a shot of booze.
Every time he takes credit for something nobody has ever done (e.g., stop eight imaginary wars) take a big sip of water.
The goal is to see if you end up with just a hangover or dead from alcohol poisoning.
If he pulls a Revenge of the Sith and explicitly declares himself a dictator and the country his dictatorship, I’ll get a bottle of bourbon and down it
Farts/shits himself audibly?
Falls asleep?
Can’t navigate steps?
Holds podium to keep from falling over?
Obviously goes off script?
Has token immigrant in attendance?
Doesn’t mention ICE murders?
Rehashes Stephen Miller naziisms?
Repeats ICE is going to fix America over and over?
Turns himself into the victim and complains?
Doesn’t mention Elon or DOGE at all?
Talks incessantly about Elon and DOGE?
Tacitly admits republicans are stealing the next election, but blames democrats?
I will watch… I want to see if he goes off on an unhinged rant and trails off into oblivion. He’s been really losing it, so that’s something to look for. I want to see if he’s affected by the Epstein survivors in the audience.
Plus the rebuttal should be interesting.
Blackout card
Mentions how big strong men love him!
“People – very smart people – have been saying…”
I’m more excited for Big Beautiful Obituary bingo. We’re gonna get lit that night.
I’ve got a better idea. Since trump loves those ratings. Let’s just not tune in so that he doesn’t get those high ratings he’s craving. You can listen to it after the fact, if you want to be informed.
Like the drinking game version, this ends in a blackout.
Why are you watching
Cover all!
This isn’t bingo, it’s blackout
Where’s “poops himself in front of an audience” and why isn’t that the free space?
I don’t see him mentioning Nicki Minaj – she’s black, he’s racist; she’s a woman, he’s a misogynist.
Ill bet N down all the way.
“A year ago, our country was dead. It was dead and now everyone tells me it’s the hottest country in the world”
Eeeh. Don’t give me the ratings. Next day he’s gonna feel like a king cuz “it was the most watched state of the union ever”
We playing “blackout” bingo?
Playing it as a drinking game would put us all at risk for alcohol poisoning.