Mate, you may want to put on some rubber/latex gloves before handling those. just my two cents.
wizardrous on
I guess they finally got internet service.
mrfreeeeze on
Some old man’s even older mom just busted him.
confused-snake on
maybe they’re scented ? smell the pages op
Wastoidian on
Wtf you have the internet at your fingertips, don’t go analog…. especially someone else’s analogs.
ttjoshtt on
Idk I wouldn’t touch them without gloves…. You might be pregnant of infected now…
Kraqrjack on
And your mom threw away your best porno mags!
namezam on
Geez just raw dogging those things?
ExNihiloish on
March 1997. Someone had good taste.
Hrmerder on
One man’s trash is another man’s sticky pages
PlatinumPainter on
find all the hidden rabbit logos on the cover
racinjason44 on
Just out here fighting for our right to party.
HUMANPHILOSOPHER on
Your pops caught you smoking, and he says, “No way”
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag
(bust it)
m0j0r0lla on
Second hand fap
Jebusfreek666 on
And you collected them? You know the internet has porn right? It’s like 90% of it.
philfix on
At least they’re from the 2000’s. 1970’s/80’s would’ve been way hairier. But hey – we only got them for the articles, right?
RFelixFinch on
You should put them in the woods where they belong! To be found by the next generation
Mizar97 on
QuestionableMindless on
You could sell some of them for a good price maybe
Or
Burn them (recommended)
shotsallover on
Many years ago I was helping a friend move out of his apartment complex. Every time we came back out of the apartment there were these three teenage boys poking around the back of the truck we were loading. Eventually, we confronted them and told them to stop. But we also told them that we had thrown a waist-high stack of Playboys and other similar magazines in the dumpster. They didn’t believe us, but they finally wandered off.
When we pulled out of the apartment lot about 30 minutes later, all three of them were dumpster diving for the magazines.
Rite of passage into adulthood unlocked.
New_Function_6407 on
Get a black light on those. Or not. 😅
horitaku on
Some of these were from better times. Still…think of where they’ve been…what *they* have seen…
Kryds on
Why in the world would you touch them?
Purple_Moon_313 on
And you’re touching them with your bare hands and brought them into your home…
Spyd3rs on
Do not underestimate the value of analog porn.
TheBugThatsSnug on
You fuckin took em?
RonMFCadillac on
That August 2006 “Real Girls of the OC” was fucking awesome. Read that shit in Iraq. Still have it.
Side note: I have every issue from the 2000s. 2000-2010
Comfortable_Swim_380 on
In my day I had to buy a book to jack off.
*begins old man rant
*The children are told to go to the safe room again.
bkwall2000 on
Lol old play boys have like 4 or 5 nude pics in them.
Honestly they are more interesting as a time capsule for the articles and ads in them.
People always joke about just reading it for the articles, but that was legit cause if you were actually looking for porn, there has always been better options.
thewildbeej on
we’ve been to the dump twice with some nude mags. Some of them from just being a teenager and some were like surplus from a business we had we couldn’t sell because they were damaged. Both times the guy at the dump was like “Woah…you’re getting rid of those. Bring those here. I’ll sit those aside.” two different people btw. The last guy would also catch us throwing away 1980’s True Story magazines after my grandmother passed and said…oh man those are older than me you’re gonna toss them? He didn’t get those out though.
Genosider on
The fabled forest porn, apartment complex edition.
Longjumping_Bid_9007 on
One man’s trash is another man’s pleasure 💦📚
kcook01 on
Seems like a fun evening you got planned.
AechB on
Probably just wants to read the articles.
Voxicles on
Okay, I know people joke about the articles, but I sincerely believe that playboy had some of the best journalists. I subscribed in the later years seriously just for the articles. I was sad when they nixed it.
(Also, boobs are nice)
aqiwpdhe on
Late 90’s/early 2000’s? Those have more landing strips than O’Hare.
ar15operator on
Truly, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.
reverendsteveii on
there was a time when “i found a stack of playboys somebody threw out” was a formative moment in a young man’s life
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Mate, you may want to put on some rubber/latex gloves before handling those. just my two cents.
I guess they finally got internet service.
Some old man’s even older mom just busted him.
maybe they’re scented ? smell the pages op
Wtf you have the internet at your fingertips, don’t go analog…. especially someone else’s analogs.
Idk I wouldn’t touch them without gloves…. You might be pregnant of infected now…
And your mom threw away your best porno mags!
Geez just raw dogging those things?
March 1997. Someone had good taste.
One man’s trash is another man’s sticky pages
find all the hidden rabbit logos on the cover
Just out here fighting for our right to party.
Your pops caught you smoking, and he says, “No way”
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag
(bust it)
Second hand fap
And you collected them? You know the internet has porn right? It’s like 90% of it.
At least they’re from the 2000’s. 1970’s/80’s would’ve been way hairier. But hey – we only got them for the articles, right?
You should put them in the woods where they belong! To be found by the next generation
You could sell some of them for a good price maybe
Or
Burn them (recommended)
Many years ago I was helping a friend move out of his apartment complex. Every time we came back out of the apartment there were these three teenage boys poking around the back of the truck we were loading. Eventually, we confronted them and told them to stop. But we also told them that we had thrown a waist-high stack of Playboys and other similar magazines in the dumpster. They didn’t believe us, but they finally wandered off.
When we pulled out of the apartment lot about 30 minutes later, all three of them were dumpster diving for the magazines.
Rite of passage into adulthood unlocked.
Get a black light on those. Or not. 😅
Some of these were from better times. Still…think of where they’ve been…what *they* have seen…
Why in the world would you touch them?
And you’re touching them with your bare hands and brought them into your home…
Do not underestimate the value of analog porn.
You fuckin took em?
That August 2006 “Real Girls of the OC” was fucking awesome. Read that shit in Iraq. Still have it.
Side note: I have every issue from the 2000s. 2000-2010
In my day I had to buy a book to jack off.
*begins old man rant
*The children are told to go to the safe room again.
Lol old play boys have like 4 or 5 nude pics in them.
Honestly they are more interesting as a time capsule for the articles and ads in them.
People always joke about just reading it for the articles, but that was legit cause if you were actually looking for porn, there has always been better options.
we’ve been to the dump twice with some nude mags. Some of them from just being a teenager and some were like surplus from a business we had we couldn’t sell because they were damaged. Both times the guy at the dump was like “Woah…you’re getting rid of those. Bring those here. I’ll sit those aside.” two different people btw. The last guy would also catch us throwing away 1980’s True Story magazines after my grandmother passed and said…oh man those are older than me you’re gonna toss them? He didn’t get those out though.
The fabled forest porn, apartment complex edition.
One man’s trash is another man’s pleasure 💦📚
Seems like a fun evening you got planned.
Probably just wants to read the articles.
Okay, I know people joke about the articles, but I sincerely believe that playboy had some of the best journalists. I subscribed in the later years seriously just for the articles. I was sad when they nixed it.
(Also, boobs are nice)
Late 90’s/early 2000’s? Those have more landing strips than O’Hare.
Truly, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.
there was a time when “i found a stack of playboys somebody threw out” was a formative moment in a young man’s life