Construction Workers Dream come true.



    by Murdocke-

    36 Comments

    1. People make it sound like sitting home and collecting checks is the best. I was laid off for a week once, I was going nuts.

    2. NotObviouslyARobot on

      As a former construction worker who did his back in, I couldn’t get my dick over the rim of a toilet at 30. Standing was painful. Fuck that hurt.

      Clarification: I could not stand up. Walking to the bathroom on your knees sucks

    3. Aussiest skit ever… all that’s left for him is to celebrate with a succulent Chinese meal.

    4. Just_A_Spicy_Man on

      When I was 17, my older cousin worked in the butcher department of Woolworths. According to him, The sheer amount of fuckery that went on trying to “accidentally” cut a finger off to get compo would have me in fits.

    5. Captain_Sterling on

      I watch the first half with no sound and for some reason I still knew they were aussie.

    6. I was at Costco one day and all of a sudden, nature called. I slipped on pee-pee and broke two vertebrae. I’m in constant pain, but by God I got me a $53,000 settlement. I’ll never have to work a day in my life again.

    7. I thought the manager coming around the corner was just him playing another character, but I think it’s a totally different person? Actually i genuinely can’t tell.

    8. People please if you are ever in this situation don’t make the mistake thinking your employer is your friend no matter how close you are with them, they will fuck you . Always go to a lawyer

    9. dream_a_dirty_dream on

      Cops are the 1st to do this.

      I know a dude that went from the army to the NYPD and got “hurt” after his 10 years (apparently its a thing according to him); retired before 40, and is set for life.

    10. Logical_Dragonfly_92 on

      I did me back one month into platinum wage insurance. Other guy I worked with jumped off a balcony on the weekend and done his back to!

    11. Reminds me of that one Grey’s Anatomy episode where the guy had rebar in him and he was over the moon about it lmao

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