I was thinking “at least he got good timing to not shoot to the front”.
And then I thought “ok, nevermind”
CSLAPS7 on
Does anyone else hear a turkey laughing?Â
Im_known_as_nikil on
Mans jojo posing
Salty-Development203 on
Wingardiam levi-O-sar!
JimTheJerseyGuy on
Yeah, I did that once as a teen. I lit it and it just smoked for a bit. A dud.
Threw it over my shoulder. A second later it just detonated. Easily would have lost a hand or worse.
Don’t fuck around with fireworks.
_LV426 on
Are you stupid?
Fun-Flamingo-56 on
This isn’t funny, this is stupid – and dangerous.
mlandry2011 on
One day, one stick will not burn correctly and explode in his hand with his fingers flying everywhere…
Great parenting skills you got…
DJBlade92 on
As fun as roman candles are, you really shouldn’t be holding them. One fourth of july, I saw one blow up in a friend of mine’s hand. Ended up splitting his hand open with multiple fractures. Don’t fuck around with fireworks folks.
naunga on
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Uuuuuii on
Dumb ass dad about to turn into a statistic.
Hlodowik on
Love that they all laughed it off
Micahman311 on
Years back I had a Roman Candle fight with a friend, except mine wouldn’t light in time and he started shooting at me anyway.
It was dark out, so I turned and started running, and I ran right into an electric fence. I got shocked on my arms, and as I fell the fence shocked the tip of my dick.
My friend just laughed and laughed whilst continuing to shoot at me.
Fun times.
Repulsive-Sun788 on
Never saw it coming 😂😂
Max_Sparky on
Thought this was gonna be a skyrim meme transition lmao
LSTNYER on
That’s a rite of passage right there
EduRJBR on
Lack of Roman candle discipline.
EkyngYT on
Shot im with the Expecto Patroman
DarkShadowOverlord on
Tottaly not planned out
beerme72 on
If you can get those floating lanterns…the ones that fly like hot air balloons, fire one of those up then line up a bunch of kids with roman candles. Aim at the floating lantern…..it’s the MOST fun…
kindofajerk on
Yer son’s an idiot.
Snaffisalive on
Where skyrim meme
MrGuy910 on
Is there a chicken in the background? Gobble gobble. That laugh sounds exactly like a chicken. Or maybe it’s a turkey idk my farm animals very well. You know what I mean though
Vogel-Kerl on
We had a Roman candle explode one time; no one was hurt but, it was fucking loud and scared children.
It was stuck in sand: never ever hold them by hand, or stick them in a bottle.
KazarSoze on
My brother and I used to run around shooting each other with them. We also drank water straight from the garden hose so that explains a lot.
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It’s been a while since I saw this one. Still funny.
He was preparing a spell
dude went “avada kedavra” with the last one.
dude ignored every PSA about kids getting a roman candle and got owned lol
Intrusive thoughts definitely won
Reminds me of [Dutch](https://youtu.be/uhqqA8eLyAc?si=HXPYKj1pfbcz2p7I)
I was thinking “at least he got good timing to not shoot to the front”.
And then I thought “ok, nevermind”
Does anyone else hear a turkey laughing?Â
Mans jojo posing
Wingardiam levi-O-sar!
Yeah, I did that once as a teen. I lit it and it just smoked for a bit. A dud.
Threw it over my shoulder. A second later it just detonated. Easily would have lost a hand or worse.
Don’t fuck around with fireworks.
Are you stupid?
This isn’t funny, this is stupid – and dangerous.
One day, one stick will not burn correctly and explode in his hand with his fingers flying everywhere…
Great parenting skills you got…
As fun as roman candles are, you really shouldn’t be holding them. One fourth of july, I saw one blow up in a friend of mine’s hand. Ended up splitting his hand open with multiple fractures. Don’t fuck around with fireworks folks.
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Dumb ass dad about to turn into a statistic.
Love that they all laughed it off
Years back I had a Roman Candle fight with a friend, except mine wouldn’t light in time and he started shooting at me anyway.
It was dark out, so I turned and started running, and I ran right into an electric fence. I got shocked on my arms, and as I fell the fence shocked the tip of my dick.
My friend just laughed and laughed whilst continuing to shoot at me.
Fun times.
Never saw it coming 😂😂
Thought this was gonna be a skyrim meme transition lmao
That’s a rite of passage right there
Lack of Roman candle discipline.
Shot im with the Expecto Patroman
Tottaly not planned out
If you can get those floating lanterns…the ones that fly like hot air balloons, fire one of those up then line up a bunch of kids with roman candles. Aim at the floating lantern…..it’s the MOST fun…
Yer son’s an idiot.
Where skyrim meme
Is there a chicken in the background? Gobble gobble. That laugh sounds exactly like a chicken. Or maybe it’s a turkey idk my farm animals very well. You know what I mean though
We had a Roman candle explode one time; no one was hurt but, it was fucking loud and scared children.
It was stuck in sand: never ever hold them by hand, or stick them in a bottle.
My brother and I used to run around shooting each other with them. We also drank water straight from the garden hose so that explains a lot.
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