his future's bright



    by ShirtSubstantial368

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    1. I was thinking “at least he got good timing to not shoot to the front”.
      And then I thought “ok, nevermind”

    2. JimTheJerseyGuy on

      Yeah, I did that once as a teen. I lit it and it just smoked for a bit. A dud.

      Threw it over my shoulder. A second later it just detonated. Easily would have lost a hand or worse.

      Don’t fuck around with fireworks.

    3. One day, one stick will not burn correctly and explode in his hand with his fingers flying everywhere…

      Great parenting skills you got…

    4. As fun as roman candles are, you really shouldn’t be holding them. One fourth of july, I saw one blow up in a friend of mine’s hand. Ended up splitting his hand open with multiple fractures. Don’t fuck around with fireworks folks.

    5. Years back I had a Roman Candle fight with a friend, except mine wouldn’t light in time and he started shooting at me anyway.

      It was dark out, so I turned and started running, and I ran right into an electric fence. I got shocked on my arms, and as I fell the fence shocked the tip of my dick.

      My friend just laughed and laughed whilst continuing to shoot at me.

      Fun times.

    6. If you can get those floating lanterns…the ones that fly like hot air balloons, fire one of those up then line up a bunch of kids with roman candles. Aim at the floating lantern…..it’s the MOST fun…

    7. Is there a chicken in the background? Gobble gobble. That laugh sounds exactly like a chicken. Or maybe it’s a turkey idk my farm animals very well. You know what I mean though

    8. We had a Roman candle explode one time; no one was hurt but, it was fucking loud and scared children.

      It was stuck in sand: never ever hold them by hand, or stick them in a bottle.

    9. My brother and I used to run around shooting each other with them. We also drank water straight from the garden hose so that explains a lot.

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