We used to have the same beach mat when I was a kid 🙂
elad34 on
I know this is still a thing, but I just could never, ever just… lay in direct sun like that. It would be torture (I’m from the Pacific NW). But also, man you two look like there’s not a care in the world. And I love that.
SouthernEntrance6986 on
You’re hung like a light switch
TapeDeckSlick on
Like a ken doll
Pod_people on
You guys were super young.
JacobRAllen on
I love how real this is. Your wife in her high wasted bikini, you being a victim of the cold ocean, getting sun.
I saw another comment referring to grammar, screw em. For me the advice that that stuck was to ‘replace “me” with “I” and see if it still sounds right’. I still say it out loud wrong, cause I speak before I think, but I do sometimes remember to apply that rule when I write.
Trvpware on
The Ken doll and light switch comment killed me. Aside from getting roasted for your lack of packaging, cool pic bro. Like you said lol I’m sure the water was cold.
tungsten_panda on
Gentlemen, this is clearly a man who understands the “motion of the ocean” and we should all be learning a thing or two
wild-stallions85 on
emeraldinthesun on
I need this vibe
Clarinetaphoner on
Fantastic composition. Almost feels like a piece of art.
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Where’s your package?
You’re Japanese?
Now both flip over.
Who took the photo?
We used to have the same beach mat when I was a kid 🙂
I know this is still a thing, but I just could never, ever just… lay in direct sun like that. It would be torture (I’m from the Pacific NW). But also, man you two look like there’s not a care in the world. And I love that.
You’re hung like a light switch
Like a ken doll
You guys were super young.
I love how real this is. Your wife in her high wasted bikini, you being a victim of the cold ocean, getting sun.
I saw another comment referring to grammar, screw em. For me the advice that that stuck was to ‘replace “me” with “I” and see if it still sounds right’. I still say it out loud wrong, cause I speak before I think, but I do sometimes remember to apply that rule when I write.
The Ken doll and light switch comment killed me. Aside from getting roasted for your lack of packaging, cool pic bro. Like you said lol I’m sure the water was cold.
Gentlemen, this is clearly a man who understands the “motion of the ocean” and we should all be learning a thing or two
I need this vibe
Fantastic composition. Almost feels like a piece of art.
https://preview.redd.it/k29sa0zk60lg1.jpeg?width=2932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6da028634ff46b5a771af2b33ca7aa6d5ba1830b
Now flip
ITT
https://preview.redd.it/7z3v3rla70lg1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9389e2baa637b19567de3725839b34270a8fec4e
Everyone looking at his “package” … sounds kind of gay if you’re looking sooooooo 😂
The calm look of people who don’t know what 9/11, the great recession, pandemic or the crazy inflation is.
We should appreciate where we are at today, it could always get more crazy.
My wiiifeee
You must have split up cause you’ve just taken her back
Came here expecting to see multiple comments about OP’s hottie wife, but found a bunch of guys obsessed with his dick instead.
Your wife got a donk. Big W
who took the ohoto?
Nice to know you can just change swimsuits when needed.
Little sausage. Little buns. Makes sense.
You looked like Steven Yeun, nice!