The perfect person to represent MAHA: someone who eats McDonald’s, possibly had a stroke and takes medical advice from RFK Jr.

    by StickMammoth7783

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    1. Playful_Baseball_672 on

      Definitely the overweight guy that mostly eats McDonald’s, and drinks diet coke is the perfect face for MAHA. 😂

    2. YoureDumbAsHellLeroy on

      Also Trump:

      “Other than golf, he considers exercise misguided, arguing that a person, like a battery, is born with a finite amount of energy.”

    3. I don’t understand why he thinks this should be the pic to use for himself. Trying to look like a tough guy, but in reality he’s a near obese fat old man who shits his pants regularly and has trouble walking up stairs.

    4. Beige orange peel is definitely the skin texture I associate with healthy living. Totes getting 8oz of water a day.

    5. Reality is the US food pyramid has been wrong forever, RFK sucks but the new pyramid will help people who don’t know anything about nutrition and use the new pyramid as a guide

    6. And believes exercise is bad for you, because the number of heartbeats you get in your life is predetermined.

    7. And used the defense authorization act this week order the mass production of glyphosate, to which RFK Jr. praised him.

    8. 1wife2dogs0kids on

      Don’t forget, the sperm count on male adults is down, so banging young girls should be legal to help fight that….

    9. MAGA didn’t like it when a Black woman told them to eat healthier, but they were okay with a White guy telling them.

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