guesswhatihate on February 20, 2026 12:24 pm Pre-2025: “brightness, 5” *phones brightness changes to 5 Post AI-slop: “brightness, 5” *I can’t do that Dave, I cannot access those settings*
MrMertons on February 20, 2026 12:28 pm You know this post was made by a human because of the spelling errors
rheanhat on February 20, 2026 12:33 pm I can’t speak to Apple, but on Android you can change your side button back to the power menu in your settings.
FlirtyyGirl5 on February 20, 2026 12:46 pm Muscle memory used to be safe. Now one wrong press and my phone thinks I’m summoning tech support from another dimension.
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Pre-2025: “brightness, 5” *phones brightness changes to 5
Post AI-slop: “brightness, 5” *I can’t do that Dave, I cannot access those settings*
You know this post was made by a human because of the spelling errors
I can’t speak to Apple, but on Android you can change your side button back to the power menu in your settings.
Post 2025: We censor ASS.
Muscle memory used to be safe. Now one wrong press and my phone thinks I’m summoning tech support from another dimension.