“You see, my client is innocent bc he was on Epstein Island together with our almighty and beloved ~~emperor~~ president Donald Trump! That means he can’t be a bad person since everyone who is friends with Mr Trump is a saint, as we all know”
fenrablisslia on
Average day in the US legal system
Ranchy_aoe on
I’m imaging some lawyer taking their client: “it’s actually easier this way, this is accepted in our country”
DrifterMacro on
Not really defending if they plead guilty. That’s just a negotiation between them, their lawyer, and the (A)D.A./Prosecution.
They aren’t always required to allocute their crimes either, just look at the Idaho4 killer.
uvero on
– Does your client plead innocent or guilty?
– Your honor, my client pleads that the DOW is over 50k
Skibidi_67_Rizzler on
You should just say no to a judge’s claim to the ability to hold you in contempt of court
lavafish80 on
but the DOW is over 50k
kamekaze1024 on
I don’t think people realize the joke is about how plea deals are fucked up
corinstormria on
When the ‘Justice System’ starts feeling more like a marketplace
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“You see, my client is innocent bc he was on Epstein Island together with our almighty and beloved ~~emperor~~ president Donald Trump! That means he can’t be a bad person since everyone who is friends with Mr Trump is a saint, as we all know”
Average day in the US legal system
I’m imaging some lawyer taking their client: “it’s actually easier this way, this is accepted in our country”
Not really defending if they plead guilty. That’s just a negotiation between them, their lawyer, and the (A)D.A./Prosecution.
They aren’t always required to allocute their crimes either, just look at the Idaho4 killer.
– Does your client plead innocent or guilty?
– Your honor, my client pleads that the DOW is over 50k
You should just say no to a judge’s claim to the ability to hold you in contempt of court
but the DOW is over 50k
I don’t think people realize the joke is about how plea deals are fucked up
When the ‘Justice System’ starts feeling more like a marketplace