In Genesis 2, God created Adam and put him in the Garden of Eden. Basically, Adam was a rat being put in a maze for an experiment. God decided the experiment wasn’t going well, so he had to create a second rat, Eve.
Adventurous-Gift-863 on
Nancy needs Invisalign for those bottom choppers…
davegammelgard on
The right always accuses the left of cherry picking the Bible, but they do it too. Just admit that you ignore the parts you don’t like.
MessagingMatters on
Did she join a heavy metal band?
Santos_L_Halper_II on
Why is it that the loudest most god-awful assholes are always the ones bitching the hardest about “being silenced?”
fauxregard on
Well I wouldn’t expect a rib to know that.
deadphisherman on
If only Nance could silence herself.
Oldiebones on
Does the performative nonsense ever stop with the MAGAs?! God it’s exhausting
Dependent_Tune_1333 on
Nancy is in the Epstein files.
TheSaltyseal90 on
“If I wanted to know the opinion of a conservative woman, I’d ask their husbands or their pastors”
RoyalMaidsForLife on
My absolute favorite bible verse, closely followed by Ezekiel 23:20.
BobbyTables829 on
The Bible isn’t perfect at all, but it gets a lot better when you only read the words of Jesus. All these letters in the new testament suck, and Revelation wasn’t even written by the guy they thought wrote it (it was literally written by some random monk who was probably tripping on ergot or something).
Jesus says some crazy stuff too, but is mostly a hippie. Then everyone after him tries to reconcile his sermon on the mount with all these BS rules and customs about when it’s okay to not listen to what Jesus said.
LunchyDude101 on
“Hi! I’ve been a pro-Trump pain in the ass for the last two years, but my job is up for grabs this fall so I thought I’d change my narrative to fit what’s popular!”
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She is running for governor
Man was not created before woman.
In Genesis 1, God created man and woman.
In Genesis 2, God created Adam and put him in the Garden of Eden. Basically, Adam was a rat being put in a maze for an experiment. God decided the experiment wasn’t going well, so he had to create a second rat, Eve.
Nancy needs Invisalign for those bottom choppers…
The right always accuses the left of cherry picking the Bible, but they do it too. Just admit that you ignore the parts you don’t like.
Did she join a heavy metal band?
Why is it that the loudest most god-awful assholes are always the ones bitching the hardest about “being silenced?”
Well I wouldn’t expect a rib to know that.
If only Nance could silence herself.
Does the performative nonsense ever stop with the MAGAs?! God it’s exhausting
Nancy is in the Epstein files.
“If I wanted to know the opinion of a conservative woman, I’d ask their husbands or their pastors”
My absolute favorite bible verse, closely followed by Ezekiel 23:20.
The Bible isn’t perfect at all, but it gets a lot better when you only read the words of Jesus. All these letters in the new testament suck, and Revelation wasn’t even written by the guy they thought wrote it (it was literally written by some random monk who was probably tripping on ergot or something).
Jesus says some crazy stuff too, but is mostly a hippie. Then everyone after him tries to reconcile his sermon on the mount with all these BS rules and customs about when it’s okay to not listen to what Jesus said.
“Hi! I’ve been a pro-Trump pain in the ass for the last two years, but my job is up for grabs this fall so I thought I’d change my narrative to fit what’s popular!”