BrownieEdges on February 14, 2026 9:45 pm Don’t do Mac like that. He’s a good guy. The other two can just F off.
Environmental-Arm365 on February 14, 2026 9:48 pm That’s unusual. He looks like an even bigger pussy as a young man than he does now as a dried up geezer.
squintyshrew9 on February 14, 2026 10:00 pm Dude was born with a silver spoon in his mouth the entire kid rock nonsense a rouse
Fit_Arm_6592 on February 14, 2026 10:05 pm He looks a douche you can buy at Walgreens, and now with new brush-tip applicator!!!
whitestguyuknow on February 14, 2026 10:12 pm I had a hard time comprehending the sentence cause it just didn’t make sense that it *isn’t* Macaulay Culkin
dover_oxide on February 14, 2026 10:49 pm Before I read the text I thought that was Macaulay Culkin back in the day
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Don’t do Mac like that. He’s a good guy. The other two can just F off.
Vanilla Lice?
That’s unusual. He looks like an even bigger pussy as a young man than he does now as a dried up geezer.
Yeah, he’s always been a douche.
Dude was born with a silver spoon in his mouth the entire kid rock nonsense a rouse
Justin Beiber?
He looks a douche you can buy at Walgreens, and now with new brush-tip applicator!!!
Belongs to house slytherin
I had a hard time comprehending the sentence cause it just didn’t make sense that it *isn’t* Macaulay Culkin
Got that Paul Phoenix hairdo nailed tho.
Kid Rock, Epstein’s Island codename
So he was always a douchebag… that tracks.
“Kid” Rock was obviously copying Kid from Kid ‘n Play
Jedward’s father
Dam. I used to love the kid & play movies
Before I read the text I thought that was Macaulay Culkin back in the day
He looks more suburban snot that trailer park trash.
Vanilla Caulk?
So does “adult” Kid Rock…
Feckin tool
Barf Simpson 🤮
once an asshole, always an asshole
Kid Rock… More like Shit Sick, amirite?!
He looks like a cigarette butt.
Don’t have a cow, man.