RFK Jr thinks because he’s alive after snorting coke off of a toilet seat it means ‘germs’ aren’t that bad. He’s making policy decisions in the field of public health on his own experience as a scion of generational wealth.
When he got his brain worm, he didn’t wallow in misery. He went to the head of the line and asked the guy who treated his uncle’s (fellow adulterer, Ted Kennedy) brain tumor for help.
justabill71 on
How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
That_Jicama2024 on
That’s how you get brain worms!
substituted_pinions on
Ah, Mitch. Gone too soon.
Appropriate_Top1737 on
Wait… thats real?
UnholyJeffster on
He got the brain worm from the toilet seat. The worm in his brain is actually a Singapore Dick Slug.
Dubatomic1 on
Nice with the Hedberg reference
Macdaddy357 on
Smoking crack is cheaper, and you won’t be snorting piss or shit!
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Survivorship bias is how the HHS is being run.
RFK Jr thinks because he’s alive after snorting coke off of a toilet seat it means ‘germs’ aren’t that bad. He’s making policy decisions in the field of public health on his own experience as a scion of generational wealth.
When he got his brain worm, he didn’t wallow in misery. He went to the head of the line and asked the guy who treated his uncle’s (fellow adulterer, Ted Kennedy) brain tumor for help.
How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
That’s how you get brain worms!
Ah, Mitch. Gone too soon.
Wait… thats real?
He got the brain worm from the toilet seat. The worm in his brain is actually a Singapore Dick Slug.
Nice with the Hedberg reference
Smoking crack is cheaper, and you won’t be snorting piss or shit!
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Nobody snorts coke from the toilet seat. They use the back of the tank.
Why not a table or a mirror. Or a countertop.
Nah nah nah.
Brain worms eat brain cells. Brain worms are great when they’re hungry and they wanna eat 2000 of something.
Or something like that.
Maybe don’t throw this guy in the same basket as Mitch Hedburg.
Papa Nurgle is one crazy dude
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Nah, now he snorts off of children
He doesn’t deserve a Mitch Hedberg quote.
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If the rest of the traditional family was still around they would have hid him like Rosemary.
US secretary of health, ladies and gentleman
So the guy with brain worms says snorting lines off toilet seats is safe. Where exactly did he get brain worms from?