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    1. Well, perhaps we should give him all the opportunities for bathroom breaks and naptime as he might want.

      And if that means we impeach him and send him packing back to Mar-A-Lago I doubt he’d really give a shit, what’s he going to do rage at the universe fucking him over from the golf-course.

      Or we can wait , neurocognitive degeneration in place is most definitely under way, Republicans can keep him on a golden throne like a Temu version of the Emperor of Mankind, except as we see, all his psychic powers do is attract various agents of chaos into a swirling spiral around him….

      And while it’s a flat out heresy the more I think about it maybe the Warhammer 40k guys are just dead wrong, it turns out the Emperor isn’t the guiding light he’s more the psychic equivalent of a bug-zapper causing all the worst people to swirl around hoping for their chance to service the imperial ego, and perhaps for the betterment of mankind , much like a bug-zapper, you put it out back away from the party and carry about with the rest of civilization.

    2. I’d rather he spent his time sleeping than saying stupid shit, ruining the economy, and abusing children

    3. I disagree with this sentiment.

      Let him sleep on the job, let him have less meetings, let the lazy fuck golf cart his cheeburger ass from golf hole to golf hole.

      Does anyone really want him doing *MORE* official acts of consequence?

      Sleep you disgusting old fuck. Sleep, Eat another burger, then take another nap and repeat.

    4. “SEE HOW SLEEPY JOE’S SLEEPING THROUGH CABINET MEETINGS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY?”

      —Guy sleeping though cabinet meetings

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