“Disapproving grandpa noises” coming outta that guy’s mind
At the same time, Elevated blood flow surging to that guy’s dick
Erick-Morato on
The lion may lose its teeth, but it will not lose its hunger.
mrplinko on
why the fuck is she dancing at the table?
shiftdown on
Pope Francis would be doing the same thing.
Particular-Fun2234 on
“The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”
erockula666 on
Is it lust, or disgust?
Caelum67 on
I’m as good once as I ever was….
SproutJoy on
I need to see this video from a different angle where his wife is terrorizing him with her eyes lol
Dynamo_Ham on
I mean what are you supposed to do in that situation?
mmmellowcorn on
The way he held in that drag from his dart killed me
1Unlucky_Journalist on
She dances like Jean Claude van Damme
gruffmcscruggs on
Lol, no one is mentioning the dude in back absolutely loving this.
arrogante_47 on
She is throwing moves like she’s having a seizure
raninandout on
Dude…my body could be ancient, decrepit and terrifying to behold yet still think like it’s 20. Never goes away.
TheTeflonDude on
That guy got progressively more redfaced
Ynys_Wydryn on
There he goes to spend money on another bypass surgery
aegee14 on
He can maybe try and hook up with her grandmother.
Shawn_NYC on
Genuinely hate “let’s film some random person without their permission and put them on the front page of reddit” content.
jaggedjinx on
What’s wrong with her, anyway?
Sand__Panda on
Wut? He would rock her world.
CaptainHindsight92 on
I don’t think she is really as happy as she is making out. I refuse to believe anyone can actually get that much enjoyment dancing like that in a restaurant.
frostyjack06 on
Ol’ boy has a front row seat to watching her ass shake and she probably started dancing in front of him unsolicited. Soak it all in buddy.
TX_B_caapi on
This table side guacamole thing is getting crazy.
BeMyBrutus on
This woman looks incredibly obnoxious
Dependent-Ad-3859 on
Looks like the look of annoyance, dissapointment and a bit of disgust mixed in with the scarred remnents of what used to be male sex drive.
SweatyNickel on
She is super annoying
kaiserspike on
What’s wrong with her?
anchorftw on
Looks like that dude ordered a vanilla shake.
Bunnnnii on
Where’s the funny part?
Rhuarc33 on
Appreciation, attraction, and disgust/scorn.
davepars77 on
Look at me!
NO NOT LIKE THAT!
chbriggs6 on
Lady, we’re trying to eat
Many_Operation_9150 on
As my 90 year old grandfather used to say, there may be snow on the roof, but there’s still a fire in the furnace.
ankisaves on
If you’re the only one dancing in a restaurant, and you aren’t paid entertainment, you are a nuisance.
mandarintain on
see the boys at the back?
SouldiesButGoodies84 on
r/IAmTheMainCharacter
chief_yETI on
tbh im honestly beyond surprised that the comments aren’t just a bunch of lectures and people saying the old man is disgusting lol
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Dataclysm attraction graph strikes again
“Disapproving grandpa noises” coming outta that guy’s mind
At the same time, Elevated blood flow surging to that guy’s dick
The lion may lose its teeth, but it will not lose its hunger.
why the fuck is she dancing at the table?
Pope Francis would be doing the same thing.
“The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”
Is it lust, or disgust?
I’m as good once as I ever was….
I need to see this video from a different angle where his wife is terrorizing him with her eyes lol
I mean what are you supposed to do in that situation?
The way he held in that drag from his dart killed me
She dances like Jean Claude van Damme
Lol, no one is mentioning the dude in back absolutely loving this.
She is throwing moves like she’s having a seizure
Dude…my body could be ancient, decrepit and terrifying to behold yet still think like it’s 20. Never goes away.
That guy got progressively more redfaced
There he goes to spend money on another bypass surgery
He can maybe try and hook up with her grandmother.
Genuinely hate “let’s film some random person without their permission and put them on the front page of reddit” content.
What’s wrong with her, anyway?
Wut? He would rock her world.
I don’t think she is really as happy as she is making out. I refuse to believe anyone can actually get that much enjoyment dancing like that in a restaurant.
Ol’ boy has a front row seat to watching her ass shake and she probably started dancing in front of him unsolicited. Soak it all in buddy.
This table side guacamole thing is getting crazy.
This woman looks incredibly obnoxious
Looks like the look of annoyance, dissapointment and a bit of disgust mixed in with the scarred remnents of what used to be male sex drive.
She is super annoying
What’s wrong with her?
Looks like that dude ordered a vanilla shake.
Where’s the funny part?
Appreciation, attraction, and disgust/scorn.
Look at me!
NO NOT LIKE THAT!
Lady, we’re trying to eat
As my 90 year old grandfather used to say, there may be snow on the roof, but there’s still a fire in the furnace.
If you’re the only one dancing in a restaurant, and you aren’t paid entertainment, you are a nuisance.
see the boys at the back?
r/IAmTheMainCharacter
tbh im honestly beyond surprised that the comments aren’t just a bunch of lectures and people saying the old man is disgusting lol