There’s no way his tomb with be black, it’ll be that boring-ass white-with-gray-veining marble that he’s obsessed with.
Other than than, no notes
--SOFA-KING-VOTE on
It won’t even be this nice
Location will have to be kept secret
Mcboatface3sghost on
Needs to be a full loo, plenty of females would like to contribute. Plus I can take an “upper decker” also there should be fake fire hydrants surrounding it so my dogs can also contribute.
pewpewfourtwo on
AI slop
urbanek2525 on
It would be a good place to empty the doggy poop bag, right on top.
Wonder-Machine on
The only reason he even deserves a named grave is so people can piss and spit on it
Carrivagio031965 on
He really doesn’t deserve anything that grand.
pramoni on
It wouldn’t have to be that big if they would give the corpse an enema! Then you could bury the corpse in a matchbox.
ImpossibleShoulder29 on
There will be an admission fee… and a que stretching from Arlington (Trump will want to be buried on top of JFK) to LA, and up the west coast to the Canadian border where the TP vender is with Trumps face on each sheet of TP.
WolfThick on
And we will call it the Donald Dingle Bell.
Draggoh on
“Sir, our records show that you’ve been arrested seven times for dropping a deuce in the DJT memorial urinal.”
Hazywater on
The Right isn’t ready for the literal party in the streets. They think we were mean about Charlie.
wikidemic on
Make it ‘quid pro quo’ to keep it real – Pay to pee!
Epistatious on
all well and good to hate him, but don’t forget his misbegotten family or the GOP, or republicans that back him.
Firm_Order_2212 on
If they charge people, the US would have no debt.
kenc1842 on
This is the only appropriate headstone for the guy who pissed all over the American people.
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There’s no way his tomb with be black, it’ll be that boring-ass white-with-gray-veining marble that he’s obsessed with.
Other than than, no notes
It won’t even be this nice
Location will have to be kept secret
Needs to be a full loo, plenty of females would like to contribute. Plus I can take an “upper decker” also there should be fake fire hydrants surrounding it so my dogs can also contribute.
AI slop
It would be a good place to empty the doggy poop bag, right on top.
The only reason he even deserves a named grave is so people can piss and spit on it
He really doesn’t deserve anything that grand.
It wouldn’t have to be that big if they would give the corpse an enema! Then you could bury the corpse in a matchbox.
There will be an admission fee… and a que stretching from Arlington (Trump will want to be buried on top of JFK) to LA, and up the west coast to the Canadian border where the TP vender is with Trumps face on each sheet of TP.
And we will call it the Donald Dingle Bell.
“Sir, our records show that you’ve been arrested seven times for dropping a deuce in the DJT memorial urinal.”
The Right isn’t ready for the literal party in the streets. They think we were mean about Charlie.
Make it ‘quid pro quo’ to keep it real – Pay to pee!
all well and good to hate him, but don’t forget his misbegotten family or the GOP, or republicans that back him.
If they charge people, the US would have no debt.
This is the only appropriate headstone for the guy who pissed all over the American people.