reddumbs on February 11, 2026 6:22 pm Tell her, “You must not be a witch, because witches know how to spell.”
Legitimate-Log-6542 on February 11, 2026 6:27 pm My favorite by far – “you must have been born on a highway, that’s where most accidents happen”
ron-paul-swanson on February 11, 2026 6:32 pm “The trash get picked up tomorrow be ready” is fucking fiiiiiiiiirrrrreeeeeee
Iwillsavetheplanet on February 11, 2026 6:40 pm Better get her some ointment for all the burns she will be treating🔥
DescriptionNo6618 on February 11, 2026 6:50 pm Bright girl! If she is being bullied then clever words can be far more effective than fists or curses.
Nuburt on February 11, 2026 6:51 pm This has really escalated from yo mama jokes back when I was a kid 🤣
Dangerous_Metal3436 on February 11, 2026 6:51 pm You must of been born on a highway, cause that’s where most accidents happen. Fire 🔥 She’s taking bout you op
legendaryufcmaster on February 11, 2026 6:51 pm I was thinking of you today oh how nice! It reminded me to take out the trash
jcnardonejr on February 11, 2026 7:02 pm Hahahahaha I need to know if these are original thoughts 😂 better than most of the comedians on Comedy Central roasts
ElBasham on February 11, 2026 7:03 pm I tried to roast my 10 year old daughter and she said “I’d roast you back but we’re not supposed to burn trash”. You gotta be careful around these kids.
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Tell her, “You must not be a witch, because witches know how to spell.”
Brutal.
The salad joke is gold. I will be using that. 😂
My favorite by far – “you must have been born on a highway, that’s where most accidents happen”
nice nails
Absolutely savage!
“The trash get picked up tomorrow be ready” is fucking fiiiiiiiiirrrrreeeeeee
These are legit hilarious.
Your little sister is merciless.
That girl as a future in comedy!
Tell her we need more
Her insults are fire. Her penmanship can use work though.
Is she a bully or a genius?
Better get her some ointment for all the burns she will be treating🔥
Boom. Roasted.
She is ready. There are some really good ones there.
Bright girl! If she is being bullied then clever words can be far more effective than fists or curses.
This has really escalated from yo mama jokes back when I was a kid 🤣
You must of been born on a highway, cause that’s where most accidents happen. Fire 🔥
She’s taking bout you op
I was thinking of you today
oh how nice!
It reminded me to take out the trash
Your sister has some bangers ready-to-go. Respect.
Hahahahaha I need to know if these are original thoughts 😂 better than most of the comedians on Comedy Central roasts
Gonna steal that trash one, tell her thank you
God damn
Little sister ain’t fucking around
I tried to roast my 10 year old daughter and she said “I’d roast you back but we’re not supposed to burn trash”.
You gotta be careful around these kids.
Lmao oh dammmmmn