Come on out we won’t even touch you



    by Sad-Kiwi-3789

    31 Comments

    1. Not suspicious that not a single bird is moving? They should chill out and get a drink. From the crow bar!

    2. Ravens and crows remember enemies for **years** – no kidding; that guy just entered Alfred Hitchcock film territory.

    3. . . . If ravens, something unkind is about to happen to that man. If crows, there’s about to be a murder.

      In either case, you gotta be The Special Stupid to fuck with corvids!

    4. NEVER mess with any corvid. From ravens on down to jays, the whole genus will mess you up for that time *10 years ago* that grandpa crow said they caught you looking at the flock sideways.

    5. Crows also held generational grudges. They not only pass it to their Murder but also to their children & grand children.

    6. He’s gonna get swooping pecks on his head for a long time and a crow halo whenever he steps out.

    7. Weird, not crow or raven sounds, not moving. It’s almost like, it’s staged or something, poorly.

    8. It may or may not be embarrassing that crows and ravens have better short-term memory, and indeed, long-term memory, than I do lol.

    9. I’m so jealous. This man squanders an opportunity to befriend a crow and instead gets himself murdered for life.

      I want to make a contract with some crows. =/

    10. Dunno about ravens (and crows), but a group of about half a dozen magpies (Australian magpies (Artamidae) not Corvidae) did something similar to one of my cats once.

    11. RandyDefNOTArcher on

      Love these kinds of stories. Just like the elephant stomping that lady out, and the tiger tracking a hunter for miles and exacting revenge.

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