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    “Kid” Rock ain’t looking so young


    “Kid” Rock ain’t looking so young

    by NYstate

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    3. Ash_an_bun on

      Dude Ricky Martin looks younger than me, and I’m 15 years younger than him.

      Being hot is/was like 55% of his job. So the man treated it like a job.

    5. -WitchyPoo- on

      To be fair, most 30 year old men don’t look as good as Ricky Martin.

      Edit: And Kid Rock always looked like shit.

    7. robbydb on

      Was Kid Rock born, or did someone rub a Mt Dew bottle full of dip spit and he popped out like a genie?

    14. unscanable on

      Well, tbf Ricky has obviously had some work done. Not sticking up for the methbilly but just saying

    15. BiBoFieTo on

      I saw someone describe Kid Rock’s albums as:

      “music for people that can only visit their kids on weekends, but don’t.”

    17. MarkyGrouchoKarl on

      Ricky Martin was always a really good looking fellow. Even before he was a man, he was the best looking boy in Menudo. I’m also quite certain he’s had work done. He clearly takes good care of himself. If I was that handsome, I would, too.

      I’m two years younger than them, and unfortunately, I look closer to Kid Rock than Ricky, but at least I take a shower regularly.

      Kid Rock has always been vile. F that guy.

    20. Thunderbird_12_ on

      Fun fact:

      “Kid” rock is not really the redneck he claims to be.

      Like many looking for fame, he jumps on whatever’s popular and tried his hand with something until it stuck.

      He started out wanting to be a (legit) rapper (a la, Eminem.) His first album “Grits Sandwiches for Breakfast,” where he is cartoonishly depicted on the front cover with his hair in a flattop, was garbage and didn’t hit. Although he fully embraced hip-hop (and Black people,) it didn’t embrace him back.

      https://preview.redd.it/avbyy1wlxiig1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98201135a00854342953246eac72d4d7cc511da2

      So, then he switched up his style. Tried being the hard-rocker type. That’s where we got the “bomb-diggy-bomb … My name is KIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK” song that many consider his one-hit wonder.

      But, after a while, people got tired of that.

      So he made another subtle shift to the redneck persona you see today. It worked, so he stuck with it.

      And now … he’s STUCK with it.

    21. cptamerica83 on

      He kept “kid” in his name to appeal to the younger girls he calls out in his songs.

    24. BlackDynamite58990 on

      Gone head and take that hat off…That MF looks just like

      ![gif](giphy|hhffv1HTaXz9u)

    26. ShayGrimSoul on

      Nah, nah, nah! None of this shit matters. The fact that bad bunny wears dresses is what matter not the meaning of why he decides to wear them, which can be googled but F that.

      /s

    32. Anarch-ish on

      Ricky Martin looks like a Puerto Rican god

      Kid Rock looks like a methed out scarecrow someone hid in a closet for 30 years because it worked too well

    33. MaryDoogan91 on

      While I normally don’t make fun of someone for aging, if you’re going to act like Kid Rock and make some pretty bold statements, your hands better be clean, your hair better be on point, and your skin care routine needs to be flawless before you step to Ricky Martin 💅

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