Jake Paul being Illogical (surprise, surprise)

    by seeebiscuit

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    1. I mean–with so many stories about the police doing fuck all to help after a break-in? They don’t seem to be much good for anything other than creating a report you can send to your insurance (if you have any).

    2. Public_Classic_438 on

      I can only imagine what him and JD Vance sat and talked about watching the fn Olympics

    3. If you’re ever looking for an example of someone who is dumber than they look, and the look like an absolute fucking idiot to begin with, look no further than this guy

    4. The question these people can’t respond or even engage seriously in it is whether state violence is always justified. 

      I think Eilish could have staten her message better, but the core issue and worry is, if any means are really necessary and valid, is every target justified? Definitions of what is a criminal are not universal, because of that fact you shouldn’t give the state absolute power to deal with them  by any means necessary.

      The label of “ilegal” effectively tricks you to not engage empathetically with those who bear the label. 

    5. I’ve had 2 break ins. The police just did a little paperwork and left. One of the times it was even pretty evident who did it.

    6. Itsnottreasonyet on

      “If you don’t let us kill innocent people with no consequences and kidnap children left and right, then don’t be calling us to roll up to your house six hours after a break-in and rudely tell you there’s nothing we can do. And don’t even think of asking us to shoot your dog on the way out!”

    7. Longjumping-Zone-724 on

      My house has been broken into twice my car has been broken onto three times number of people arrested by police is 0

    8. Why would anyone call immigration when you’re in trouble or your house gets broken into? How are these people so dumb? I can’t believe they get to vote.

    9. I don’t rely on cops anyway. They’re useless if your house is broken into, or your car is damaged, etc.

    10. ICE is not law enforcement but if we want to play that game:

      If you don’t believe in Socialism, then you don’t get to call law enforcement when you’re in trouble. House on fire? No fire fighters for you. Mail stops now. And no Social Security checks at retirement.

    11. Vegetable-Face-2518 on

      If local police behaved like ICE, I wouldn’t call 911. Go back to eating crayons Jake.

    12. There are only 2 reasons to call police after a break-in: 

      1. Get a police report since insurance often needs one to file a claim.

      2. If you don’t like your dog.

    13. Fun fact: police will never stop a crime happening to you unless they are standing right there, and they have no legal obligation to protect you.

    14. The next time you need worldly advice, don’t turn to grifting unsanctioned boxers please.

    15. Does anyone depend on cops? Lmao no situation I have ever been in has been improved or resolved by the presence of police. 99.9% of the time they either show up late or not at all, jot some lazy notes, then disappear in a cloud of powered donut smoke

    16. Another one who loves the flavor of boot polish. So, we should excuse the brutal enforcement if laws because we might need help one day?

    17. BurtReynoldsLives on

      Jake Paul is a YouTuber who moonlights as a person who gets brain damage for money. You can’t be like, fuck what Billie Eilish has to say and then take advice from a guy who is know for getting his ass beat.

    18. Fair_Lecture_3463 on

      Cool. Now do, “If you don’t believe in vaccines or traditional medicine, then don’t go to the hospital when your cancer cure of ivermictin, colloidal silver, and vibes, doesn’t work.”

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