Mrbeeznz on February 7, 2026 10:01 am Is he from the planet krypton and about to be sent to another planet for a better life?
Dr_Penisof on February 7, 2026 10:08 am I read the title as „Body composting pod“. Thank god for my bad reading skills…
purplebutons on February 7, 2026 10:12 am I didn’t realize the Fallout cryo chambers accepted someone that young
Ok_Aside_2361 on February 7, 2026 10:22 am Why post this without an explanation? You think it is rare enough to post, but won’t share why?
Loz970 on February 7, 2026 10:26 am FREE HIM!! that baby looks like he pays morgage and wants out /S obv
CaptDuckface on February 7, 2026 10:26 am Scrolled too fast, thought it was a washing machine and felt very concerned.
Loz970 on February 7, 2026 10:28 am FREE THY CHILD WHO SEEKS ESCAPE OF THE POD OF COMPOSITION /s obv 🤣🤣
here4dambivalence on February 7, 2026 10:29 am Ripley I’m telling you that facehugger didn’t lay any eggs in me, let me out!
MurrayBabyYeah on February 7, 2026 10:35 am It’s wild to me that people will put their baby on the internet for upvotes man.
CheeseSplatter on February 7, 2026 10:41 am Full Matrix and Superman vibes. I don’t know what this is IRL. I’m optimistic by nature, yet my gut tells me this may be spurious.
EmberCat42 on February 7, 2026 10:45 am I was really hoping this was r/Photoshoprequest. Someone needs to put this baby on a spaceship from Alien
ClownsAteMyBaby on February 7, 2026 10:45 am I’m a UK Paediatrician specialized in Neonates and Infants, and this is so completely medically unnecessary that I can only assume it’s American?
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lil bro about to go to alpha centauri
Is he from the planet krypton and about to be sent to another planet for a better life?
What is a body composition pod?
I read the title as „Body composting pod“. Thank god for my bad reading skills…
Congrats on the new born, wishing you and yours well
100% baby, 10% vomit, 10% poop
I didn’t realize the Fallout cryo chambers accepted someone that young
Is this like a 3D printer? (Currently printing the torso)
Let. Me. Out!! Lol OP you’ve got a cute kid there.
Isn’t this a scene in the matrix?
“This prison cannot hold me forever.”
Its called a Pea Pod
Live long and prosper 🖖
Why post this without an explanation? You think it is rare enough to post, but won’t share why?
So this is how they are composited
FREE HIM!! that baby looks like he pays morgage and wants out
/S obv
Composition: 100% baby
Scrolled too fast, thought it was a washing machine and felt very concerned.
Kal-El or Kakarot?
FREE THY CHILD WHO SEEKS ESCAPE OF THE POD OF COMPOSITION
/s obv 🤣🤣
Ripley I’m telling you that facehugger didn’t lay any eggs in me, let me out!
Bro is about to be transported
It’s wild to me that people will put their baby on the internet for upvotes man.
Neonate HSU recovered. Proceeding to extraction.
Full Matrix and Superman vibes. I don’t know what this is IRL. I’m optimistic by nature, yet my gut tells me this may be spurious.
What a cutie patootie
that widdle hand 🥺
I was really hoping this was r/Photoshoprequest. Someone needs to put this baby on a spaceship from Alien
I’m a UK Paediatrician specialized in Neonates and Infants, and this is so completely medically unnecessary that I can only assume it’s American?
“Free me, Mother”
Free him
What is his crime?
What a waste of money and resources.
Check for any illithid parasite
I hope your baby escapes his tiny glass prison. Free my mans
