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    by NicetoNietzsche

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    1. Yes I’m sure your 5-7 year old child ordered a vial of disease on the internet and then injected herself with it for the sole purpose of eating metal and is nothing to do with mental disorders or bad parenting

    2. I just got stupider reading this poster, not really funny unless I’m missing something, 💩

    3. So many questions. How old is the daughter?? She order the virus in a vile off the internet?? Again, how old is she? A new woman with a new disease, and she’s our daughter??? For the love of God, how old is she?? I ask all this because they’re using a picture of a child.

    4. I ordered a vial of disease and injected it and the only superpower I got was the ability to piss blood.

    5. Midnight_Noobie on

      Back in my day we had Michael Lotito, he was the real deal!

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

      The guy ate an airplane, lol. Hooray for pica and strong stomach acids!

      He was known to consume about 800g of this absurd diet per day and he would mix it up with mineral oil, y’all can read the rest! The list of items he consumed in his lifetime is absurd, lol.

      Thanks Guinness.

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