Also all his followers start saying “Goat fucking is ok, 15 year old goats are women!”
halfveela on
His people, the goat fucker worshippers, they know. They know but they don’t care. What can we do with people who have no conscience?
Moppermonster on
“Yeah, but that black sheep had a nasty smile.. so I have no choice but to support goatman”
IndependentCurrent24 on
Simple, almost anyone could understand the analogy. And still…
King_R0A on
Juvenile goats are also called kids 🫠
japonica-rustica on
And sadly, the fucking goats isn’t the worst of it. There are credible reports of torturing and killing goats as well.
colorme1965 on
MAGA: well, we don’t care none ‘bout goats. You can kill goats for all I care. I’ll even vote for that goat fucker if he can lower the price of eggs. Nah, don’t even have to lower, you see, just say that he will. I’d vote for that goat fucker, that’s what I’d do.
Now, if he was a pig fucker, that’s another story. I love bacon.
So who’s this goat fucker you’re talking about? I’d like to meet him and wear his chinese made hats, and wear his chinese made ties. Murica First.
ExpectedDickbuttGotD on
the only part of this that’s wrong is that his name is in there 30,000 times
Ninevehenian on
He is the GOAT (fucker).
JonRoberts87 on
The goats were leading them on. They are total party goats
ObligationClassic417 on
Hmmm
A
GioGio-armani on
B-b-but he BaNneD thE goaT traFiCkEr frOM hIs cLUB!!!!! THey aRe nOT fRiEnds!!!!
AmbassadorETOH on
Feckin’ brilliant!
AndrewTheAverage on
I heard Trump the other day respond to this:
They call me the GOAT—the GREATEST OF ALL TIME. It’s true! But the Fake News Media, the sick and jealous LOSERS, twist it. They say “GOAT” stands for “Greatest of All Time Goat F-ckers.” DISGUSTING! FAKE NEWS!
Yes, I ran the greatest GOAT PAGEANT the world has ever seen—tremendous goats, beautiful goats, all looking for the best. And Goatstein? A lovely goat. The best. But that’s where it ends!
I am not a goat f-cker—I am a SHEPHERD. Like Jesus. People come up to me—grown men, strong men, with TEARS IN THEIR EYES—and they say, “Sir, you are the greatest shepherd since Jesus.”
That’s the truth. I protect the flock, I don’t flock the goats. I lead the flock, I don’t flock the goats. The goats? They love me. Everyone loves me. I’m not kidding
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You think they’d call me a bridge builder?
Also all his followers start saying “Goat fucking is ok, 15 year old goats are women!”
His people, the goat fucker worshippers, they know. They know but they don’t care. What can we do with people who have no conscience?
“Yeah, but that black sheep had a nasty smile.. so I have no choice but to support goatman”
Simple, almost anyone could understand the analogy. And still…
Juvenile goats are also called kids 🫠
And sadly, the fucking goats isn’t the worst of it. There are credible reports of torturing and killing goats as well.
MAGA: well, we don’t care none ‘bout goats. You can kill goats for all I care. I’ll even vote for that goat fucker if he can lower the price of eggs. Nah, don’t even have to lower, you see, just say that he will. I’d vote for that goat fucker, that’s what I’d do.
Now, if he was a pig fucker, that’s another story. I love bacon.
So who’s this goat fucker you’re talking about? I’d like to meet him and wear his chinese made hats, and wear his chinese made ties. Murica First.
the only part of this that’s wrong is that his name is in there 30,000 times
He is the GOAT (fucker).
The goats were leading them on. They are total party goats
Hmmm
A
B-b-but he BaNneD thE goaT traFiCkEr frOM hIs cLUB!!!!! THey aRe nOT fRiEnds!!!!
Feckin’ brilliant!
I heard Trump the other day respond to this:
They call me the GOAT—the GREATEST OF ALL TIME. It’s true! But the Fake News Media, the sick and jealous LOSERS, twist it. They say “GOAT” stands for “Greatest of All Time Goat F-ckers.” DISGUSTING! FAKE NEWS!
Yes, I ran the greatest GOAT PAGEANT the world has ever seen—tremendous goats, beautiful goats, all looking for the best. And Goatstein? A lovely goat. The best. But that’s where it ends!
I am not a goat f-cker—I am a SHEPHERD. Like Jesus. People come up to me—grown men, strong men, with TEARS IN THEIR EYES—and they say, “Sir, you are the greatest shepherd since Jesus.”
That’s the truth. I protect the flock, I don’t flock the goats. I lead the flock, I don’t flock the goats. The goats? They love me. Everyone loves me. I’m not kidding
They all might wear red hats.