Looks like someone discovered the joys of dating a culinary professional. I promise, not all of us are like this.
-happily married 40 year old chef
ZDHELIX on
Somehow this guy will get more dates than me
ShredsGuitar on
What’s BM?
Halsfield on
BMs?
oilyraincloud on
2 BMs? Ever or per day?
Luutamo on
More tattoos than felonies sounds very reasonable as long as the number of felonies is 0
BlasterShow on
“He’s not so bad once you get to know him!”
Glittering-Pie-3309 on
I mean… this is definitely one way to filter for a specific type.
sweetkist on
lmao this dudes profile is straight chaos like “toxic felon with no car but i got a big dick and dinner under control”
bro thinks thats a flex?? the no contact order line sent me tho rip to whoever swipes right on this mess tbh
Plinthastic on
Great sense of humor, seriously.
Otaraka on
Say what you will, I bet everyone got to the last line.
DrCarlJenkins on
I’d ask him why the long face, but he’s covered it all in that profile
Greenfire32 on
“Toxic as can be.”
Censors ALL the swear words.
He’s sooooo bad.
Spiritedgourd666 on
Well shit if he’s got dinner under control it’s a wrap
Alarming-Song2555 on
Damn, gotta say — I don’t respect the man but I respect the honesty. He’s a bona fide piece of shit but he’s putting it right out there without any mask. There’s no room for interpretation. He’s a terrible person and if you opt to date him, you are willingly accepting the fact that he is.
One-Fail-5179 on
why the long face?
by_a_pyre_light on
Well, he’s got one thing 90%+ of America lacks: self awareness. And that’s priceless.
master_stick_man on
Is that Epstein?
DirtyProjector on
This isn’t funny, it’s sad. Dude is 40 years old, and clearly super avoidant and unable to achieve intimacy. He’s putting forth this cavalier, light hearted profile, but he clearly has issues and thinks this sort of profile makes him seem cool, intelligent, and irreverent. Feel bad for the guy
diewhitegirls on
Hahahaha, I mean, at least this guy is just putting all of his very, very red flags out there. Pretty crude, but also a little funny.
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“i can fix him”
Looks like someone discovered the joys of dating a culinary professional. I promise, not all of us are like this.
-happily married 40 year old chef
Somehow this guy will get more dates than me
What’s BM?
BMs?
2 BMs? Ever or per day?
More tattoos than felonies sounds very reasonable as long as the number of felonies is 0
“He’s not so bad once you get to know him!”
I mean… this is definitely one way to filter for a specific type.
lmao this dudes profile is straight chaos like “toxic felon with no car but i got a big dick and dinner under control”
bro thinks thats a flex?? the no contact order line sent me tho rip to whoever swipes right on this mess tbh
Great sense of humor, seriously.
Say what you will, I bet everyone got to the last line.
I’d ask him why the long face, but he’s covered it all in that profile
“Toxic as can be.”
Censors ALL the swear words.
He’s sooooo bad.
Well shit if he’s got dinner under control it’s a wrap
Damn, gotta say — I don’t respect the man but I respect the honesty. He’s a bona fide piece of shit but he’s putting it right out there without any mask. There’s no room for interpretation. He’s a terrible person and if you opt to date him, you are willingly accepting the fact that he is.
why the long face?
Well, he’s got one thing 90%+ of America lacks: self awareness. And that’s priceless.
Is that Epstein?
This isn’t funny, it’s sad. Dude is 40 years old, and clearly super avoidant and unable to achieve intimacy. He’s putting forth this cavalier, light hearted profile, but he clearly has issues and thinks this sort of profile makes him seem cool, intelligent, and irreverent. Feel bad for the guy
Hahahaha, I mean, at least this guy is just putting all of his very, very red flags out there. Pretty crude, but also a little funny.
This isnt funny, this is dating in your 40s.
Hey it’s not that bad. I can’t do better.
Toxic as can be, i choose not to be toxic.
I have full sleeve and no felonies.
For tax purposes, I have nothing of value.
Environmentally friendly, I’m losing here.
I married my third baby momma.
with your post history…I wouldn’t be so judgey!
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[I creamed all over my best friends sisters bra hanging in the shower one night that I stayed over](https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1q8xqoc/i_creamed_all_over_my_best_friends_sisters_bra/)
At least he saved everyone time. Including the judge
Perfect Oxford candidate
At least he seems.. honest? 😂
I can fix him…
He forgot face that straight up look like Bojack Horseman
It looks like he has a boy’s face that was digitally aged. This all hits differently if you picture him as actually 18 and hiding his age
“We have Markiplier at home”
Looks like his ex wrote his tinder for him
It would be funnier if it was ‘4. 6 tattoos’ or whatever as a callback.
He took the George Castanza approach and was just open and transparent lol
My brain is seeing a blur of green and red flags.
Took me a few moments to realise he was grading his d!ck. I was trying to decide between blood types or something omegaverse.
I don’t believe he has autism or OCD.
I mean the thing is, the pic matches so well. I’d believe he’s really about it, because I’ve known so many dudes just like this 😂