That’s the redesigned Gatorade bottle. It couldn’t have been up there for more than several years.
Vergenbuurg on
You don’t often see those equipped with an additional stimulator.
zone23 on
Yeah back in the day we used to make weed bongs from 2 liter bottles. They hit surprisingly well.
Fender868 on
You got kids, sir?
Jaxthor on
well, smoke it and clean your stove
6HAM9 on
Gatorade discontinued this favor, apparently
zombie_overlord on
It’s your turn – puff puff pass
lol /s
Bill_Nye_1955 on
That’s a met pipe
CountryGuy123 on
The adult toy industry has come a long way, no need to DIY your own.
mriabtsev on
flip that stem around and you got yourself a meth bong, I guess…?
Pleb_Overlord on
The good old Gatorade 🎷🎷🎷
dsp_guy on
My first house was a real fixer-upper in a nice neighborhood. After I bought it, I found out that it used to be the “drug house.” First year I was there, I had people knocking on my door at weird hours asking if “Jeremy was there.” In one of the bedrooms, in a closet sort of above the closet door, but at an angle you couldn’t see, you’d have to feel around for it, there was a hidey-hole with all sorts of drug paraphenelia. While I never found any drugs themselves, I’d have to wonder if they were stashed somewhere in that house.
Plane-Handle3313 on
Damm sheetrockers
mega_low_smart on
You might want to check to make sure you don’t have a meth head phrogging in your attic.
Sea_Round8650 on
I would only touch that wearing surgical gloves.
MacDugin on
Did he find that dude camping out up there?
AWasteOfMyTime on
You have been blessed 🙏
D_B_C1 on
That’s a meth pipe with a homemade carburetor
Successful-Can-8387 on
Someone was definitely getting their electrolytes lol
PaleoJoe86 on
Busted!
alldayattaboy on
We don’t want glass dick….Don’t push by Sublime
condensermike on
One in the stink, two in the pink.
isthismk on
dude clean your stove
octopusgardeb on
Is it in you?!
homme_boy on
If you don’t want it can I have it?
Slumunistmanifisto on
Werb to your mother
nateslegacy on
He definitely thinks you do crack OP
NGJimmy on
I used to replace the vodka in my parents liquor cabinet with water. I had assumed that it was the perfect crime until they made a martini for a guest.
aldizzoo on
Was it a high ceiling…?
I’ll see my way out
Dangerous-Project-53 on
What does a plumber do in the ceiling?
fangelo2 on
I was doing a job restoring an old historic house that had been abandoned for some time. They had an archeologist on site and we were supposed to give him any artifacts that we might find. We found some old stuff and then I handed him something that looked a lot like this . I don’t think that made it to the final display
im_just_thinking on
I think it’s excited to see you
Carameldelighting on
Did you hit it one time just to see what happens
2LiveGucciCrew on
Back in the 90s we called that a MacGyver. Cause that dude could make anything out of anything.
Noir-Fox-444 on
That’s…that’s not how that works..
high6ix on
Damned_I_Am on
Our plumber found a fuckload of liquor bottles under our house from 1953. Some still had liquor in them (no…)
necktiesnick on
Oh shit that’s mine give it back
Vkardash on
That’s definitely a meth pipe. Who else lives with you?
DickbeardLickweird on
Ignore everyone saying that this is a crack pipe. This is a METH pipe. The crack high only lasts for a minute or two, whereas the meth high can last half a day or more.
What this means for *you* is that the drug freak in your attic doesn’t have a fleeting high and rapidly waning energy that might inspire them to *leave* your attic, off in search of more crack.
In all likelihood they probably have all the meth they need up there to sit ramrod still in your attic, peering down at you with unblinking eyes through a knothole in a floorboard, until you finally have to sleep.
No_War3305 on
Oh, meth. Mmm, meth!
I don’t sleep and I don’t eat
but I’ve got the cleanest house on the street
Certain_Humor252 on
Behold, The Gatorbong™
AmazingAd2765 on
Not the kind of pipe that plumbers usually work with.
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From a “crack” in the ceiling?
There was a meth macguyver there at some point
Clean your stove
That’s where I left it
That’s the redesigned Gatorade bottle. It couldn’t have been up there for more than several years.
You don’t often see those equipped with an additional stimulator.
Yeah back in the day we used to make weed bongs from 2 liter bottles. They hit surprisingly well.
You got kids, sir?
well, smoke it and clean your stove
Gatorade discontinued this favor, apparently
It’s your turn – puff puff pass
lol /s
That’s a met pipe
The adult toy industry has come a long way, no need to DIY your own.
flip that stem around and you got yourself a meth bong, I guess…?
The good old Gatorade 🎷🎷🎷
My first house was a real fixer-upper in a nice neighborhood. After I bought it, I found out that it used to be the “drug house.” First year I was there, I had people knocking on my door at weird hours asking if “Jeremy was there.” In one of the bedrooms, in a closet sort of above the closet door, but at an angle you couldn’t see, you’d have to feel around for it, there was a hidey-hole with all sorts of drug paraphenelia. While I never found any drugs themselves, I’d have to wonder if they were stashed somewhere in that house.
Damm sheetrockers
You might want to check to make sure you don’t have a meth head phrogging in your attic.
I would only touch that wearing surgical gloves.
Did he find that dude camping out up there?
You have been blessed 🙏
That’s a meth pipe with a homemade carburetor
Someone was definitely getting their electrolytes lol
Busted!
We don’t want glass dick….Don’t push by Sublime
One in the stink, two in the pink.
dude clean your stove
Is it in you?!
If you don’t want it can I have it?
Werb to your mother
He definitely thinks you do crack OP
I used to replace the vodka in my parents liquor cabinet with water. I had assumed that it was the perfect crime until they made a martini for a guest.
Was it a high ceiling…?
I’ll see my way out
What does a plumber do in the ceiling?
I was doing a job restoring an old historic house that had been abandoned for some time. They had an archeologist on site and we were supposed to give him any artifacts that we might find. We found some old stuff and then I handed him something that looked a lot like this . I don’t think that made it to the final display
I think it’s excited to see you
Did you hit it one time just to see what happens
Back in the 90s we called that a MacGyver. Cause that dude could make anything out of anything.
That’s…that’s not how that works..
Our plumber found a fuckload of liquor bottles under our house from 1953. Some still had liquor in them (no…)
Oh shit that’s mine give it back
That’s definitely a meth pipe. Who else lives with you?
Ignore everyone saying that this is a crack pipe. This is a METH pipe. The crack high only lasts for a minute or two, whereas the meth high can last half a day or more.
What this means for *you* is that the drug freak in your attic doesn’t have a fleeting high and rapidly waning energy that might inspire them to *leave* your attic, off in search of more crack.
In all likelihood they probably have all the meth they need up there to sit ramrod still in your attic, peering down at you with unblinking eyes through a knothole in a floorboard, until you finally have to sleep.
Oh, meth. Mmm, meth!
I don’t sleep and I don’t eat
but I’ve got the cleanest house on the street
Behold, The Gatorbong™
Not the kind of pipe that plumbers usually work with.