Imagine if he tripped into it… Why do people have to have spiky plants right by the path.. I used to be a delivery driver and someone had one of those big plants that have those long thin spiky leaves that are just waiting to blind you, RIGHT next to the path so the leaves poked right into the path, and at the other side of the path was the house.. I had to lift my hands in front of my face every time to push past the leaves…
iamunwhaticisme on
My name is Manousos Oviedos. I am one of them Amazon guys. I wish to deliver this package.
jenlikesanimals on
No good deed goes unpunished
Kaister0000 on
Correct me if I am wrong, looks like an Eves needle cactus (Austrocylindropuntia subulata). Some gnarly barbed spines on those guys, and glochids.
Jackofnotrade5 on
I’m watching on mute because I’m at work, I hope this has a Tom and Jerry kind of scream or that someone edits it in.
baking_bigfoot on
Ohhh..I felt that. Poor guy.
Arponare on
This is some looney tunes levels of shenanigans.
ArcNzym3 on
bro got pricked in the taint. oof
Mindless_Breath_61 on
Does that count as a work injury?
IronRakkasan11 on
Poor guy is so thin it makes me think those spines went into bone 😝
SoftwareDesperation on
What what in the butt
Harshmellowed on
I feel so bad for him. He was clearly hiding the package. Hopefully the homeowner moved the cactus.
samejimaT on
that cactus does a protect rather wll
02meepmeep on
A cactus bit me in the ass today, son.
justabill71 on
PAIGE NO
Cannacology on
You’ve been cactus’d
thevhatch on
Why is he crying out before even sitting down? The audio mis-sync makes me wonder it it’s AI.
learningpundit on
My butt hurts watching this
FoofieLeGoogoo on
“No, Pat, no! Don’t sit on that!” -Dr. Seuss
lloydsmith28 on
That’s unfortunate
PantherDawg on
Forget the guard dog. Beware of the landscaping.
atp2k on
So hard not to laugh.. but having been ina similar situation before cacti 🌵 are no joke
ford4prefect2 on
Rolled a nat 1 on perception, take 1d4 piercing damage.
Sesspool on
Thats some Tom and Jerry shit lol
BandOfSkullz on
He gets paid far too little for this shit. Poor guy.
alice_rollings on
Give a man some privacy while he picks thones out of his backside.
Standard_Big_9000 on
Ouch
Offgridiot on
Tha taint funny
Reinis_LV on
Repost from covid times huh
dfieldhouse on
Situational awareness is a critical skill lol.
10before15 on
“If I pull the arrow out, will you p-please s-suck out the poison?”
tiagolkar on
Insert Tom “Ahu hahaha huuu” sound here.
chaosandturmoil on
Joey Tribbiani got a new job
Insaniteus on
And this is reason number 45 for why drivers scan the packages ON THE TRUCK before delivering them, rookie.
ake-n-bake on
No means no cactus!
CarrDaPorice on
And now the Amazon logo looks to me like a giant thorn going into skin
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Why do people like having painy plants around? Its like inviting a drunk guy to stand over you while you play board games on the floor
Does that count as a work injury?
How can you tell that to your friends
[gave me flashbacks to the hyena from lion king 😅](https://tenor.com/Kdft.gif)
Imagine if he tripped into it… Why do people have to have spiky plants right by the path.. I used to be a delivery driver and someone had one of those big plants that have those long thin spiky leaves that are just waiting to blind you, RIGHT next to the path so the leaves poked right into the path, and at the other side of the path was the house.. I had to lift my hands in front of my face every time to push past the leaves…
My name is Manousos Oviedos. I am one of them Amazon guys. I wish to deliver this package.
No good deed goes unpunished
Correct me if I am wrong, looks like an Eves needle cactus (Austrocylindropuntia subulata). Some gnarly barbed spines on those guys, and glochids.
I’m watching on mute because I’m at work, I hope this has a Tom and Jerry kind of scream or that someone edits it in.
Ohhh..I felt that. Poor guy.
This is some looney tunes levels of shenanigans.
bro got pricked in the taint. oof
Does that count as a work injury?
Poor guy is so thin it makes me think those spines went into bone 😝
What what in the butt
I feel so bad for him. He was clearly hiding the package. Hopefully the homeowner moved the cactus.
that cactus does a protect rather wll
A cactus bit me in the ass today, son.
PAIGE NO
You’ve been cactus’d
Why is he crying out before even sitting down? The audio mis-sync makes me wonder it it’s AI.
My butt hurts watching this
“No, Pat, no! Don’t sit on that!” -Dr. Seuss
That’s unfortunate
Forget the guard dog. Beware of the landscaping.
So hard not to laugh.. but having been ina similar situation before cacti 🌵 are no joke
Rolled a nat 1 on perception, take 1d4 piercing damage.
Thats some Tom and Jerry shit lol
He gets paid far too little for this shit. Poor guy.
Give a man some privacy while he picks thones out of his backside.
Ouch
Tha taint funny
Repost from covid times huh
Situational awareness is a critical skill lol.
“If I pull the arrow out, will you p-please s-suck out the poison?”
Insert Tom “Ahu hahaha huuu” sound here.
Joey Tribbiani got a new job
And this is reason number 45 for why drivers scan the packages ON THE TRUCK before delivering them, rookie.
No means no cactus!
And now the Amazon logo looks to me like a giant thorn going into skin
lol wtf this is like straight out of looneytunes
Must of felt a right prick after that