Maybe in a galaxy far far away

    by mattyb07

    46 Comments

    1. “Star Wars” the daytime game show where past child stars compete against each other in Hungry Hungry Hippos. It sold more tickets than their live-studio-audience ticket sales last week.

    2. Popular_Ad8269 on

      “Karoline Leavitt only tells the truth.”

      Wait, are we not playing “who can tell the biggest lie” again ?

    3. On this date or historically? Because if it’s the first one she’s technically not a fucking liar.

    4. Did spokesperson Barbie actually say that? Did anyone call her on that line of bullshit?

    5. Did she really say that I mean, I knew she was a liar, but I did not know that she was psychotic too

    6. MUST WE LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING??!?! Damn I see why she had to take the cross off. It was burning.

    7. LightMission4937 on

      Yup, on that exact day…sure. Starwars hasn’t had a movie in 7 years.

      Damn her and the cult are straight degenerates.

    8. The_Grahf_Experiment on

      How can they seriously say such over the top bullshit?

      I mean, where does “more” becomes “too much” in their ill brains?

      FFS, we live in the age of information, how far dies such ridiculous lies can get you?

      If ridicule could kill…

    9. Did she really fucking say this?

      Why are people letting her get away with this shit?

      It sold 1 ticket in the UK. One.

    10. Some dollar theater still showing The Rise of Skywalker in Jacksonville could probably still outsell Melania nationwide this weekend.

    11. I legitimately think this woman’s soul is turning rotten in front of us.

      How old do you think she is? Okay. Now Google it. Yeah. Wow.

    12. Why is the official spokeswoman for the White House getting involved in this?

      Emoluments clause? Anyone?

    13. In 1977 a movie ticket cost about $2.25 and Star Wars opening weekend made about $1.5 million. Melania made $7million. The average cost for a movie ticket today is $16. Math says that Star Wars sold about 666,667 tickets in 1977. Melania sold about 437,000 tickets or so, according to math. AGAIN, Trump and this idiot are full of shit.

    14. shadeofmyheart on

      Lolololol Star Wars only opened on 43 screens and earned $6.4million of 1977 dollars. (That’s $42 million dollars in today’s money)

      Melanie opened on 1500+ screens and earned $8 million 2026 dollars

      Lolololol not the same. They are nealry 50 years apart.

    15. i .. this is so verifiably false and yet she said it anyway. why does this continue unchallenged?

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