Here's my "patch notes".
Frequently asked questions:
– It's lost due to a medical error that resulted in glaucoma. I then had a stroke and well, odds weren't good to keep the eye and you can imagine the rest.
-Currently, it's a dead eye in there. Getting it eviscerated (that's different than enucleated) Feb 27th so I'm scared and instead trying to cope with humour, or artistic eye patches, and I am coincidentally aiming to release the next episode of my series that day- but that's my producer's can of worms to deal with.
- Thanks for the compliments, and if you're genuinely interested in checking out my work, I'm not gonna plug a specific project or anything but feel free to Google me and go from there. My name is Abigail Roscoe
-Ive never played star wars outlaws but thanks for all the recommendations (is it accessible? I've been obsessed with Cult of The Lamb, which is great for accessibility as I cannot play most games now. I actually can't even use my laptop properly, screen stuff is weird.)
Thanks for the support guys!
I cannot count the amount of pirate jokes I get if I wear a regular eye patch, which gets annoying when people think you're doing a bit, but you're struggling with accessibility lol. My only exception for the pirate jokes are when I'm teaching art classes to kids, I was at the Vancouver aquarium and one of them runs up to his mom, saying "mommy !!! There's a pirate in the basement teaching us how to draw fat sea lions!"
I have that kids fat sealion on my fridge.
It looks like a Botero painting.
Patch updates not next time include:
– Saturn eating his own son, but swap the sun for the eye. That'll be a darker one for the day I actually get it removed.
-Under Construction sign
-poorly drawn anime eye
-Always Sunny in Philadelphia eyepatch
- one that reads like a bumper sticker (but every time I've tried I just end up designing those instead.)
-The bowl of soup with the eye from Treasure Planet
And yes, I want to try to get a glowing eye prosthetic once it's time for that!!!!
Cheers guys, have a great day!
by Xochitlcoyote
42 Comments
Were you on CBC the other day?
Can you do a skull and crossbones for one?
Have you seen that one guy who has a freakin flashlight in place of his eye? Feel dumb asking that, I’m pretty sure you have by now. It’s pretty badass actually.
If you close your eye, it becomes scrodinger’s eyelids, you’ll be both blinking and winking
Put “Made U look” on one!
For Halloween you should be Steph Harper from the Fallout TV series.
Your best one yet. Glad you are able to be so positive.
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Sorry about the eye and love the humor angle. While not technically the same issue, ohyouresotough on Insta is a cancer survivor who uses art for humor to help cope with the cancer experience. Check her out!
Be careful, I heard a story from someone who painted their eyepatch with edding and then got an infection from the ink seeping into the eye.
At a glance I thought this was a picture of my youngest kid 🤦🏿♂️
The act of coping is to acknowledge that something is wrong to begin with. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with you only having one eye and the circumstances tied to it, you’re just as valuable as anyone else
i feel like a “you should see the other eye” pun would have been perfect here lol. i’m sorry you went through that. i greatly admire people who are able to turn their pain into art, i just sit around moping and throwing pity parties.
I hope you find it
Here’s one for ya—“Eye see you looking”
I’m a Chef and lost sight in my left eye a couple of years ago. A container blew up in my face and a chunk of plastic hit my eye. Sucks. Stay strong!!!!!! Love the sense of humor you have!!! 🙂
Babe, wake up, cotton eye Jo update just released
Look on the bright side, cuz thats the side you can see from.
Damn you are going to totally be that hot renegade pirate looking chick. Badlands beauty
Not trying to hit on you, or be weird. Only wanted to tell you that you’re extremely pretty even with the eye patch, and the sense of humor about it is awesome. Stay dope little pirate!
“Patch notes” *slow clap*
At least your eyeliner cost just got cut in half.
I’d get some gold hoops, beads in my hair and go full pirate.
Eye see what you did there 😉
If you get preferential treatment while applying to be one of Barrett’s privateers, let me know.
I’ll gouge an eye out if that’s what it takes to get a leg up in the industry.
You don’t hear a word, I say
You should see the other eye
Shirt: “My eyes are up there ☝️”
Eye patch: “gotcha lol”
Dot your lower case j’s
Ramona Flowers.
Humour 9/10
Eyes 1/2
Shirt: “my eye(s) are up there ^ ”
Left Eye: “A little to the right
Ok dont panic, where did you last see it?
I think about this more than I should. I would get a fake cybernetic eye for the socket. Like a Star Trek eye.
Have you retraced your footsteps for the day you lost it?
Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. I am sincerely sorry you lost your eye, but I thought a little humor might help. You seem to be pretty OK with it, I am praying for the bionic replacement eyes to be invented soon as I need one too.
Stick a small googly eye on it
Next eye patch – ” I see all right”
hey girl what that eye socket do
Love the humor, good on ya. “Red Ryder shot my eye out”
For the holidays: “Yes I’m suing Red Ryder BB Guns”
Looks like you have an eye for humor.
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