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    This is the “peaceful” Jesus Christ at a previous protest. He was a violent agitator and it finally cost him his life. I’m not saying the crucifixion was justified, I don’t know the details yet. But the narrative he was a peaceful demonstrator is false.


    This is the “peaceful” Jesus Christ at a previous protest. He was a violent agitator and it finally cost him his life. I’m not saying the crucifixion was justified, I don’t know the details yet. But the narrative he was a peaceful demonstrator is false.

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    2. ghostwurst on

      I’m waiting for the internal investigation to be finished… Or started, or forgotten. So for now this is all the evidence we have.

    3. un_theist on

      See how he brought a weapon to the temple! See how he brandished it and violently attacked the moneychangers! He was intending to slaughter the high priests and the moneychangers!

      (*photo of weapon*)

    4. dustinechos on

      Just remember that anytime someone asks “What would Jesus do?” you have the option of responding “beat the shit out of some capitalists trying to sell stuff in the temple”

    5. Cicerothesage on

      and don’t forget how “peaceful” the Boston Tea Party was.

      The Sons of Liberty were violent agitators on which the government sent federal troops to subdue them and the colony. I don’t think government occupation was justified, but I don’t know the details yet. But the narrative of a peaceful demonstration was false

    8. FlaccidCatsnark on

      I like the guy on the left getting dive-bombed by the dove, while totally ignoring the holy ass-whipping behind him.

      Bird: “Let my people go!”

    10. blageur on

      I’m not sure how a painting serves as a literal history of a fantasy novel, but point taken

    12. urbanek2525 on

      Has no effect on Christians in America. They’d have no idea what this picture was referring to.

      They only know the Jesus reported by Fox News. That “Bible” thing requires reading. It’s just easier to let Fox News tell you what’s in it.

      I mean, you need to buy one (from Trump) but you don’t actually read it.

    17. Lyradni on

      This looks more like the time when he was angry at all the people using the church for various other non-religious purposes… like what megachurches do.

    18. Thesoultaker00 on

      He was innocent and will always be his anger was justified too like how would you litterly feel if you went back home and found some horders just being in front of your house selling and breaking everything that you have and calling it there property and mocking you…please read the Bible and repent and ask forgiveness its never too late to come back to the right way 

    19. BobbyTables829 on

      This is not an exaggeration!  One of the things that made MLK unique as a minister was that he thought Jesus was a pacifist.  Most Christians think he was actually violent when he drove all the money changers out of the temple with a whip.  They’ll even use this is a reason to kill others and deny the ten commandments, even though Jesus never killed anyone.

      If Jesus is a pacifist, then other Christians would have to be to.  And we can’t have that lol 🙁

    21. archetyping101 on

      I said that Jesus was a radical liberal and a Christian anti vax nurse flipped her shit and said he wasn’t. She said he was a conservative 😂

      Riiiiiight. He was so conservative that they killed him for it? Jfc. 

    23. substituted_pinions on

      Do you know why I wasn’t crucified by the Romans in 33 CE? Because I kept my ass inside and out of their operations.

    27. Davotk on

      For real history: the Jewish-Roman wars

      The area was the source of the most rebellions of Roman territories

    28. mormagils on

      What was the crucifixion if not a primitive, Roman version of convicting via the FACE act?

    36. notasmalldog on

      “Religious people are STUPID and Jesus wont save you, but also heres a story from the bible i would like to cherry pick for my convenience”

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