I have a life

    by DeathCantHaveMe__Yet

    9 Comments

    1. Them: We’re a family.

      Me: So can I leave earlier?

      Them: What? That’s against company’s policy.

      Me: You companies are all alike. Talk big until the real thing happens.

    2. HRs explaining how they are a real profession and deserve to be paid with money

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    3. MajesticPopcorn on

      HR are my friends… Only because they realise it’s easier being friends with me than the Ombudsman

    4. redditsucksass69765 on

      At annual performance reviews last year we had to let my son go. We have a stacked ranking system in our family and as the lowest performing family member it was clear he wasn’t the right fit for what our family needed. We offered him a generous severance package and counseling while he transitions to a new family.

    5. Ok_Mention_9865 on

      My night shift job used to buy us Pizza ranch buffet…. for 11 am on work nights when we worked 10pm-6am….. needles to say no one ever showed up, and I think that was by design

    6. Neureiches-Nutria on

      Poor HR nobody wants to associate with them (for good reason)

      Or belives even a single word from their mouths (for good reason)

      Or sees them as part of the team (for good reason)

      if you go management butt deep Diving, you have to accept that you smell

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