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    Is every Kristi Noem briefing secretly a runway show?


    Every time she steps up to the podium, I half expect the lights to dim and the walk music to start. The outfits are immaculate, stylized, camera-ready, as if the briefing were less about gravity and more about presentation.

    It creates a strange dissonance. These moments are meant to steady the room, not draw the eye. When the visuals feel choreographed, substance starts competing for attention it should already own.

    Government briefings are not fashion shows. Authority should ground the room, not strut through it.

    by MoralLogs

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    4. prodigy1367 on

      She’s trying to become the female Johnny Sins after she retires from her career in fascism.

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    6. LadyLovesRoses on

      She makes a mockery of decent people every time she dresses up like a goddamn idiot and spews her lies. Incredibly childish. I loathe her.

    23. VLC31 on

      I’m guessing those photos have all been airbrushed to within an inch of their lives. There was a close up photo or video of her a while ago and her make up was about an inch thick but you could still see she had bad skin. No sign of that in these photos.

    26. Hondo88 on

      People are going to look back at this in years to come and think, what? That can’t be real

    27. O8ee on

      if they all weren’t soulless monsters fucking the planet up their love of dress-up would be dorbs.

    29. Slugggo on

      If you told me some chick named Kristi was showing up in various places dressed as a fireman, a policeman, a cowboy, a soldier, etc, I’d think you were describing a stripper for bachelor parties.

    30. Proud_Journalist996 on

      She looks ridiculous with her fucking wig, her plastic surgery and her stupid outfits. She tries so hard to be some badass desperado, but she looks like mutton dressed like a lamb. That ship sailed a LONG time ago. Fucking clown.

    31. Guntcher_1423 on

      I guess that depends on whether you think she is attractive or not. I wouldn’t say runway show, I would say cosplay.

    34. Apprehensive-Gold829 on

      They need a reality show featuring Leavitt, Noem, Bondi, Gabbard, McMahon, and Wiles.

    36. Chrisdkn619 on

      OP- couldn’t have said it better! This administration is built for the sound bite and social media. Not about leading on principle

    37. crazylikeajellyfish on

      Trump knows that his appointees are actors for Fox News nightly broadcasts, so he picked em as such. Noem’s only real job is to photograph well, she’s otherwise just signing the orders that Steve Miller writes in the background.

    39. PapaBorq on

      In a way it’s kinda funny. She’s been desperately trying so hard for the past few years to be Trump’s fling (for power ambitions) but can’t get anything but side jobs. She’s a soulless ghoul.

    41. T1gerAc3 on

      This is a “made for tv” presidency. Everything is highly produced to make the admin *literally* look good on tv. It’s all about optics. Anything video the federal government puts out is basically a fox news segment. Scripted, structured, stylized with intent to mislead. It plays well on tv, which is all they care about

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