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    They’re eating the ice, they’re eating the agents

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    3. sarduchi on

      To use Das-Rights arguments “why don’y the ICE agents just keep their fingers out of the protesters mouths?”

    5. try-catch-finally on

      Yeah. “This is not protesting” because this is not respecting the “right to assemble”

    6. HalfBaked_Bread on

      FOR THE COUNTRY

      REPOST THIS! It would be a shame if the protesters began making their signs out of half-inch-thick plywood/acrylic/polycarbonate to stop rubber bullets, forming a tight shield wall to prevent police from singling out and mobbing individual protesters. It would be a shame if the people behind the shield wall held up umbrellas so that tear gas canisters fired over their heads on the front line will be bounced away. It would be a shame if protesters began constructing improvised armor vests out of duct tape, and hard-backed books.

      It would be a shame if protesters started wearing safety glasses, hard hats, respirators, and gardening gloves, all of which can be found at the same hardware stores as the plywood. It would be a shame if they started using traffic cones (the kind without the hole in the top), upside down buckets, or other improvised lids to contain teargas by placing them over the canisters. It would be a shame if protesters used leaf blowers to blow the gas away.

      It would be a shame if protesters learned that police scanners are legal to own in the US, allowing them to learn where police are moving, and what routes they intend to take.

      All of this would be a terrible, terrible shame.

      *It would be an awful shame if you copied and pasted this, so that they couldn’t delete the original and all linked posts (again).

      **An even worse shame would be to start donating these items to protesters.

    9. freethrowtommy on

      The fuck are they doing putting fingers in people’s mouths in the first place?  Jesus.

    14. TheS4ndm4n on

      They should have worn gloves. They’re asking for it walking around with their fingers all exposed like that.

    20. DudeLebowski31 on

      “What is the charge? Eating a finger? A succulent federal agents finger? Get your hands of my citizens! Gentlemen, this is democrazy manifest. I see you know your judo well, Sir!”

    22. SuperMIK2020 on

      And this is true because? Is there a credible report or article… for all I know that is a man who cut his finger getting out of an SUV, until there is evidence otherwise. They should wear body cameras and document their actions… for the safety of the “agents”

    27. fushitaka2010 on

      Is this real or are they losing the fingers to frostbite? Either way, ICE can go fuck themselves. Or each other since they’re super lonely.

    28. harveytent on

      If they come to riots with two hands of fingers they are only there for violence so they should be defingered. I’ve never seen a peaceful protested come fully fingered.

    30. AltruisticBob on

      What gloves were those fingers wearing? If you dress like that or heaven forbid go out with naked fingers you can’t blame the biter.

    31. AngryCazador on

      Meh, they blind people. Opthalmology organizations have been condemning the improper use of rubber bullets since at least the BLM protests, and people are still being blinded.

    38. sanglar1 on

      There’s one thing French cops hate: being bombarded with garbage.

      A word to the wise… everyone should bring their own little bag to the protest.

    40. donutseason on

      Didn’t they shoot a woman’s fingers off this morning with this non lethal weapons of destruction? I saw the video

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