FlorrieHall on January 21, 2026 9:26 pm When the forecast says “catastrophic,” Ted hears “all-inclusive resort with free wi-fi and no constituents.”
Eviewoodz on January 21, 2026 9:32 pm When the forecast says “catastrophic,” Ted hears “all-inclusive resort with free wi-fi and no constituents.”
un_theist on January 21, 2026 9:35 pm I’m totally certain his daughters will force him to go to Cancun again. 🙄 AOC will have to come in AGAIN and do his job for him. Smfh.
Maja_The_Oracle on January 21, 2026 9:56 pm Im surprised that looters haven’t broken into his house to steal stuff considering how easy it is to tell when he and his family won’t be home.
Banned4decency on January 21, 2026 10:22 pm I do not like that man Ted Cruz, I do not like his far-right views. I do not like his stupid chin, I do not like his smarmy grin. I do not like him with a beard, I do not like him freshly sheared. I do not like Ted Cruz at all, That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls.
seanconnerysbeard on January 21, 2026 10:39 pm He was spotted on a plane from IAH to California earlier this week.
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When the forecast says “catastrophic,” Ted hears “all-inclusive resort with free wi-fi and no constituents.”
When the forecast says “catastrophic,” Ted hears “all-inclusive resort with free wi-fi and no constituents.”
I’m totally certain his daughters will force him to go to Cancun again.
🙄
AOC will have to come in AGAIN and do his job for him. Smfh.
Im surprised that looters haven’t broken into his house to steal stuff considering how easy it is to tell when he and his family won’t be home.
I do not like that man Ted Cruz,
I do not like his far-right views.
I do not like his stupid chin,
I do not like his smarmy grin.
I do not like him with a beard,
I do not like him freshly sheared.
I do not like Ted Cruz at all,
That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls.
He was spotted on a plane from IAH to California earlier this week.