To clarify, since that headline is an affront to the English language: The last time the US increased its territory was when they bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark. One of these Islands was the island now colloquially known as *Epstein Island*.
Perhaps he wants to create his own “Epstein” Island!
PJFlyer85 on
next he’ll want the moon but only if it comes with a casino and a mcdonald’s
naked_as_a_jaybird on
Denmark should rename Greenland to Epstein Island so PeDonald shuts the fuck up about it.
MAO_of_DC on
Denmark should offer to sell Greenland for the full unredacted Epstein Files, with the full payment to be made BEFORE the transfer happens. Maybe then Trump will lose interest.
whack6912 on
denmark said no so i’m starting a gofundme for my own greenland, donate or gtfo
declinedinaction on
Maybe Epstein *buried* some hardcore evidence in Greenland.
Everything would suddenly make so much more sense.
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To clarify, since that headline is an affront to the English language: The last time the US increased its territory was when they bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark. One of these Islands was the island now colloquially known as *Epstein Island*.
https://preview.redd.it/w3akzt5wnfeg1.png?width=563&format=png&auto=webp&s=99316cb812b742015318420ea9bb111eceaf28fb
Perhaps he wants to create his own “Epstein” Island!
next he’ll want the moon but only if it comes with a casino and a mcdonald’s
Denmark should rename Greenland to Epstein Island so PeDonald shuts the fuck up about it.
Denmark should offer to sell Greenland for the full unredacted Epstein Files, with the full payment to be made BEFORE the transfer happens. Maybe then Trump will lose interest.
denmark said no so i’m starting a gofundme for my own greenland, donate or gtfo
Maybe Epstein *buried* some hardcore evidence in Greenland.
Everything would suddenly make so much more sense.
Epstein Island 2, Eccentric Trumpaloo